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[Albion] PooGate 2015: that MASSIVE bird crap that came off the West Stand roof 2nd half



Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Never seen anything like it in my life. It absolutely RAINED down from the front of the West Stand roof, splattering spectacularly over the front row and running track. I've no idea what was roosting up there but it must have been the size of a pterodactyl.

Anyone else see it? Or- worse- found themself on the receiving end?

They say it's lucky to be shat on by a bird (stop it, [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION]...) so if you could all nobly put yourselves back in the firing line for the Derby game, that would be appreciated :thumbsup:
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
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Living In a Box
It was frightening from where we are in WSU, was it an Emu ?
 






Lady Whistledown

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Two words:



Barber OUT

Steady on. I know various Albion staff have been erroneously accused of such activities in recent years, but nonetheless I'm pretty sure it wasn't him.
 




Bedsex

not my real name
Jan 29, 2009
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Flitwick
I saw it too; and I was sat in the east stand. Is the Peregrine falcon still around, it looked like it came from around where it used to roost
 








Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
This **** I guess

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jay d

jay d n coke
Nov 16, 2014
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brighton
Sorry , its not very often we look like scoring from every forward ball. So instead of going to the lavs, i hung my arse over the side and let it drip.
Sorry if it landed in anyones pie.
 






Dan Gleeballs

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Nov 24, 2011
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I saw that from the north west. Didn't know what to think. Encouragingly what was happening on the pitch was enough to take my mind off it. Massive though wasn't it!!
 


Megazone

On his last warning
Jan 28, 2015
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Northern Hemisphere.
Sorry , its not very often we look like scoring from every forward ball. So instead of going to the lavs, i hung my arse over the side and let it drip.
Sorry if it landed in anyones pie.

It actually saved me getting a pie. No harm done whatsoever.

I was just grateful I had my spare spoon.
 










Yes, what the hell was that.*

* Disclaimer: I didn't see it but the guy next to me did and almost broke my arm trying to turn/punch/grab me me to show me.
 






Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
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Southwick
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Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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Never seen anything like it in my life. It absolutely RAINED down from the front of the West Stand roof, splattering spectacularly over the front row and running track. I've no idea what was roosting up there but it must have been the size of a pterodactyl.

Anyone else see it? Or- worse- found themself on the receiving end?

They say it's lucky to be shat on by a bird (stop it, [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION]...) so if you could all nobly put yourselves back in the firing line for the Derby game, that would be appreciated :thumbsup:

Haha yes dad and I both saw this and I said it must have been a seagull crapping! I swear it got about 6 different people in that front row - was so agonisingly close to the away dug out though!
 


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