Poo gate - the truth is finally revealed

[seagurn]

Splashback

 

[Dick Head]

Every time the adverts come on it's 'Who Killed the F*ing Zutons', I'm not buying it on principle.

 

[Hiney]

Breaking news:

Wheel invented

 

[jackanada]

I was hoping the OP was being sarcastic about another Andy Naylor exclusive, but it seems not so:

Breaking news - Atlantis Lost.

 

[TonyW]

Who to, and what was the score.
I dunno, half a story

 

[Pavilionaire]

A sh1t thread about a sh1t thread.

 

[catfish]

Some vandals have just left a large circle of rocks lying on Salisbury Plain.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Would you Adam and Eve it

 

[nicko31]

They've just been talking about it on Talksport drive, "Heads Gone". Conclusion is Palace should make an official apology, totally agree

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Apparently an ostrich was shot...I smell war.

 

[Northstander]

Hi, I'm Ned Ryerson

 

[Dick Head]

Hi, I'm Ned Ryerson

 

[Hampster Gull]

Groundlog, surely.



Wasn't someone's inability to 'keep it up at the back' the problem in the first place?