Poo and Wee

[brighton2win]

anyone ever burped and farted at the same time?

someone once told me this was impossible.. so i went and did it

 

[Lord Bracknell]

anyone ever burped and farted at the same time?

The duchess, while sipping her tea,
Enquired "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied, with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
I think that was one up to me.

 

[perseus]

The WEEE man is going to get you!

The WEEE (Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment) man is a 7 Metre (23 foot) high giant composed of the estimated electrical and electronic waste that one UK citizen will discard in a lifetime- and we on this side of the pond are profligate compared to Brits. Its designed to "stun consumers and manufacturers into throwing away their ‘out of sight out of mind’ attitude to the disposal of waste electrical and electronic equipment."

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2005/04/the_weee_man_is.php

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

isn't it impossible cos the prostate gland, which stops you from weeing during sexy time is up your bum and when you poo it must stop it in some way, then when your poo goes past it it lets you wee again

that would be well cool

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Has anyone ever managed to have a wee without doing a little bit of poo in their undercrackers at the sametime?

 

[SK1NT]

I always need a wee in the bath?why?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Ah, but have you ever weed in a public urinal and pooed at the same time?

 

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Actually come to think of it I did a cum-wee once, it looked like melting snow