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Pompey v Saints



Aquilaugh

New member
Jan 9, 2011
566
Do Pompey have the most boring chant in the history of the human race? "Play up Pompey...." Oh do f*** off!!!!

No they don't actually

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and now the chorus

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Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
No they don't actually

Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on

and now the chorus

Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on

Another sclntillating 'contribution' from our chum from the wrong end of the A23. We are truely blessed. :rolleyes:
 


Curious Orange

Punxsatawney Phil
Jul 5, 2003
10,227
On NSC for over two decades...
I'm surprised that nobody has picked up on the Lambert goal, the last I heard leading with the arm was a foul - certainly if I was that Pompey player who got elbowed in the face I'd be a bit miffed. Probably a difficult one for the officials to see in a crowded box though, but I wonder if any other Championship referees were watching and making notes.
 


redneb

Active member
Oct 28, 2009
1,704
Burgess Hill
Yeah. Get off Redneb's back. Just because this away game is nearer to get to than any home game...and it's against his hated rivals and they've hardly played each other over the last 40 years.

If he prefers to spend that time on a Brighton forum who are we to judge?

and also because tickets of this fixture are hardly easy to get hold of. Oh and also because this away day is hardly a nice day out. Can't wait till 2 Jan though. Your fans are soft as shite compared to these skanks. Hell i've even got a ticket in the home end as ur all so nice (no really I have).
 


and also because tickets of this fixture are hardly easy to get hold of. Oh and also because this away day is hardly a nice day out. Can't wait till 2 Jan though. Your fans are soft as shite compared to these skanks. Hell i've even got a ticket in the home end as ur all so nice (no really I have).

Bit of a tip for you. Don't complain about a game 'not being a nice day out' and then try to play the hard man in the same breath. It sends mixed messages, ya plastic twat.

And you're in the home end? Tell you what then, Chuck Norris - if it's the north or west stand why don't you start a chant of 'when the saints go marching' and prove what a tough guy you are and how soft as shite we are?

I bet you don't say a word, you cheeky little internet warrior.
 




Don Quixote

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2008
8,362
and also because tickets of this fixture are hardly easy to get hold of. Oh and also because this away day is hardly a nice day out. Can't wait till 2 Jan though. Your fans are soft as shite compared to these skanks. Hell i've even got a ticket in the home end as ur all so nice (no really I have).

You speak such rubbish.
 


Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
19,811
Valley of Hangleton
and also because tickets of this fixture are hardly easy to get hold of. Oh and also because this away day is hardly a nice day out. Can't wait till 2 Jan though. Your fans are soft as shite compared to these skanks. Hell i've even got a ticket in the home end as ur all so nice (no really I have).
You really are thick as shit! why not wear your shitty Saints scarf down the Mile before kick off then cnunty! You are an embarrassment to your family, I guess Simmo beat you to the last available teat!
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,634
No they don't actually

Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on

and now the chorus

Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on Al-bi-on

Is that better or worse than having to invent an extra word for your team to make it fit an existing tune? I think it goes

"And it's arse Southampton
Arse Southampton FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen"
Etc

Equally as crap is the Pompey equivalent, which mysteriously renames their club "Portsmouth City FC"

Unless of course that's the new name of the bankrupted and re-formed club. Oh. Wait. That never happened, did it?
 




Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
53,178
Goldstone
Do Pompey have the most boring chant in the history of the human race? "Play up Pompey...."
Yes they do. I've been to a few Pompey games with a Pompey mate, and it's long been my belief that is the most dull chant in history.
 




C1 BHA

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
1,680
Wiltshire
Just had the misfortune of overtaking dozens of double decker buses on the westbound M27. Just because you only drew with your arch rivals doesn't give you the right to throw bottles out of the windows of the buses. This could easily have caused a major accident, what a bunch of clueless cretins. Looking forward to out-singing them on the 2nd just like Pompey did today, oh and a win for The Albion on the pitch PLEASE boys! We have the misfortune to live deep in Stains territory and could really do with a victory to shut these twats up.
 




Gangsta

New member
Jul 6, 2003
813
Withdean
Just had the misfortune of overtaking dozens of double decker buses on the westbound M27. Just because you only drew with your arch rivals doesn't give you the right to throw bottles out of the windows of the buses. This could easily have caused a major accident, what a bunch of clueless cretins. Looking forward to out-singing them on the 2nd just like Pompey did today, oh and a win for The Albion on the pitch PLEASE boys! We have the misfortune to live deep in Stains territory and could really do with a victory to shut these twats up.

I feel your pain. 2 trips to see mum there this Xmas. Utter souless shithole popluated by fat dickhead morons. There not called Hampshire Hogs for nothing ( and so pig ignorant they actually enjoy this nickname so gotten due to the aformentioned ignorance ). f***ing idiots the lot of them. Never seen so many badly-dressed fat women in all my life ( ha ha - there is a god ).
 


krakatoa

Member
Jan 21, 2010
472
HOVE
r u brighton in disguise (cos pompey were moaning)

followed by pompey fans giving them some homophobic chants

It was Pompey fans taking the piss out of Soton fans cos they were doing a song 'he scores with his left, he scores with his right . . .' accompanied by a weird, camp looking little dance/sway. I think that was the last time the Saints fans were heard, apart from when they scored.
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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It was Pompey fans taking the piss out of Soton fans cos they were doing a song 'he scores with his left, he scores with his right . . .' accompanied by a weird, camp looking little dance/sway.


Are the next lines "that fat arse Lambert/His shorts are too tight"?
 






Prodigal Son

Getting older by the day
Sep 21, 2009
726
Sussex
and also because tickets of this fixture are hardly easy to get hold of. Oh and also because this away day is hardly a nice day out. Can't wait till 2 Jan though. Your fans are soft as shite compared to these skanks. Hell i've even got a ticket in the home end as ur all so nice (no really I have).[/QUOTE]

Are we now. I wonder if you've got the minerals to declare your true allegance when sat in any part of our home end. Actually, come dressed as a Christmas Cracker as I'm sure you'll get properly pulled apart if you do!

As for not going to the match today; did you fill your nappy at the thought of all those nasty skates calling you names and offering to spank your botty? There there, poor little plastic.
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,759
Chandlers Ford
People shouldn't be so hard on redneb. Why would he travel all that way to watch a Saints game, when he's got his new favourite team here on his doorstep? How many Amex visits so far is it Ben? FIVE?
 


redneb

Active member
Oct 28, 2009
1,704
Burgess Hill
Bit of a tip for you. Don't complain about a game 'not being a nice day out' and then try to play the hard man in the same breath. It sends mixed messages, ya plastic twat.

And you're in the home end? Tell you what then, Chuck Norris - if it's the north or west stand why don't you start a chant of 'when the saints go marching' and prove what a tough guy you are and how soft as shite we are?

I bet you don't say a word, you cheeky little internet warrior.

Noodles you tool. It was actually meant as a compliment. Meaning BHA arent a chavvy dirty scummy club situated in a maggot ridden pit as P**pey are. For that matter we're not either. Read back my original post.

and obviously I wont say anything, ill get removed. Dont tell me you havent sat in a home stand for an albion away game at some point. Weve all done it.
 
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redneb

Active member
Oct 28, 2009
1,704
Burgess Hill
and also because tickets of this fixture are hardly easy to get hold of. Oh and also because this away day is hardly a nice day out. Can't wait till 2 Jan though. Your fans are soft as shite compared to these skanks. Hell i've even got a ticket in the home end as ur all so nice (no really I have).[/QUOTE]

Are we now. I wonder if you've got the minerals to declare your true allegance when sat in any part of our home end. Actually, come dressed as a Christmas Cracker as I'm sure you'll get properly pulled apart if you do!

As for not going to the match today; did you fill your nappy at the thought of all those nasty skates calling you names and offering to spank your botty? There there, poor little plastic.

Clearly I wont show my alliance coz the steward will simply walk up to me and ask me to leave, that and my brother has got me the ticket on a promise I dont say anything.

And for the record, I have 3 kids all under 4 so havent gone for a ST this year, meaning I didnt qualify in anyway for our trip to nottarf crap.
 


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