Mr Banana
Tedious chump
I'm almost tempted to place a cheeky bet on Portsmouth staying up.
If this points deduction doesn't come in this season (which wouldn't supirse me), they are currently 8 pts (and a few goals off safety). This is their run in, with my points predictions next to them.
Portsmouth v Hull, - 3 points
Portsmouth v Chelsea, - 0 points
Tottenham v Portsmouth, - 1 point
Portsmouth v Blackburn, - 3 points
Wigan v Portsmouth, - 3 points
Portsmouth v Aston Villa, - 0 points
Bolton v Portsmouth, - 3 points
Portsmouth v Wolverhampton, - 3 points
Everton v Portsmouth, - 1 point
17 points, which I think will be enough for them to stay up. My predictions are of course questionable, and could easily go the other way. But worth a cheeky bet.
Don't think many bookies are taking bets on it though.
I'll take that bet if you want. Name the odds you want me to give you, pay me whenever.