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She looks like a man in a wig




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Don’t knock it to you’ve tried it lady old boy

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This thread sums up current British politics nicely. OP posts an absurd proposition, and the NSC electorate dives in. I have several tidy analogies to put the absurdity into garish perspective, but good taste and my newfound awareness of the sensitivities and feelings of others forfend.

Top bombing, [MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION]

 

[LVGull]

Which two from the political world are you choosing for a bit of slap and tickle?

I’ll take Abbott and Corbyn, then make them **** each other. Afterwards they would be packed into a North Face bag and disposed off.

 

[crodonilson]

I can name 2 that I wouldnt want, being Diane Abbott and Caroline Lucas.

Put you down for Francois and Currie then?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Is the bottom one the love child of Ant and Dec?

 

[jakarta]

You just know Edwina was a saucy little minx back in the day...

 

[crodonilson]

You just know Edwina was a saucy little minx back in the day...

Think she made the top 10 hottest MPs of the 20th century in Nuts magazine.

 

[Pretty Plnk Fairy]

id quite happerly be the meat is a JRM and Ann Widecombe sandwich when we deliver freedom from the EU tyrants on 31 October

Regards
DF

 

[MattBackHome]

So BG would rather have a go on Eric Pickles that Caroline Lucas?

FWIW I have absolutely no troubles envisaging a tryst across the political divide. Priti Patel is morally abhorrent, a crook and (luckily) utterly useless but is also an absolute dream

 

[El Presidente]

Think she made the top 10 hottest MPs of the 20th century in Nuts magazine.

I met her ex-husband on a few occasions as he was a client. He definitely didn't wear the trousers in his domestic relationship.

 

[CheeseRolls]

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[ManOfSussex]

I'm going for highbrow MP/journalist MILF combo - Gloria Del Piero MP and Emily Maitlis.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

FWIW I have absolutely no troubles envisaging a tryst across the political divide. Priti Patel is morally abhorrent, a crook and (luckily) utterly useless but is also an absolute dream

I would have the same feelings about Liz Truss. Not sure she's a crook, but I think in political terms she is a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Would this one know what a threesome is, given her record with numbers and counting.....

 

[Jim D]

I met her ex-husband on a few occasions as he was a client. He definitely didn't wear the trousers in his domestic relationship.

Perhaps that's what attracted John Major.......

 

[Surf's Up]

I'm finding this thread rather distasteful.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'd be happy for a piece of Esther, but struggling for the 3rd member of my challenge ...

 

[Is it PotG?]

Wedged between Thornberry and Currie.

'Ave it.

 

[A1X]

Just me who fancies a bit of Beth Rigby then?