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Pointless thread of players we are never going to sign
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Megazone
On his last warning
Roy Ovthrovers.
BrianWade4
Well-known member
Terry, Defoe and Pritchard
(Plus jokes about dead or old players)
(Plus jokes about dead or old players)
BrianWade4
Well-known member
Question is: is he worse than Obika. Might start a poll...
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
Walcott wouldn't move from his home in Hertfordshire - he's a real family man and has all of them around him, settled. His Dad really, really wanted him to go to Liverpool, but he wouldn't.
An M25/M23 commute wouldn't be the end of the world, and he'd be a cracker of a signing.
An M25/M23 commute wouldn't be the end of the world, and he'd be a cracker of a signing.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
I'd rather sign Gully than Akpom. At least Gully covers most of the pitch when he runs out.
Weststander
Well-known member
Do it. But you might face critics who'll say clubs won't loan players to us again due to nasty Akpom persecution.
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
I hear Gianluigi Buffon is available after the Champions League final and would like one last huzzer in the Premier League! 
Weststander
Well-known member
Garath Barry. I hope.
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
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Iker Casillas! 
Raleigh Chopper
New member
Don Juan
Don Quixote
Giocomo Casanova
Rasputin
Hugh Hefner
Jack Nicholson
Charlie Sheen
George Best
Tiger Woods
Don Quixote
Giocomo Casanova
Rasputin
Hugh Hefner
Jack Nicholson
Charlie Sheen
George Best
Tiger Woods
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
The ghost of Billy Sharp. Although you never know, he may wish to join us, if only to find the missing bones in his leg?
Impossible.
They've either been buried under the turf or the seagulls have carried them away.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
All rampant womanisers... who've all been in The Sun, Ye Sunne, El Sunno or Da Sunnski at some point or other throughout history.
We've made a good start with our own crop, so let's not get greedy.
Megazone
On his last warning
That's very debatable. I've always had Gully down as a female. I can't say I've ever noticed a bulge in Gully's in-between. Pretty obvious to me it's a female.
warmleyseagull
Well-known member
Balotelli, suggested on another thread. Fails all the non football criteria set by PW.
Non league to EPL huge step up in class
Rather than start a new thread for EVERY player someone sees mentioned in "connection" with Brighton this summer.
We're in for a LOOOOOOONG summer so if we could collate all the pointless rumours in one thread that would be great.
Post your pointless posts below.
I'll start us off with the Toure one i saw on here last night
Name names. Which clueless idiot said that then?
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
As far as I understand, Gully has the dangly bits and 'Sally' has the neat bits. Not sure who "Craig-David-Gull" is on the left. He could be a pigeon, but if he was Gully and Sally should be chasing him round the field shitting on him.
This has veered off topic. Sorry. Back to the thread.
