[Football] Players where you have to use their full name

[227 BHA]

Big Dan Burn

 

[Fungus]

Pervis Josué Estupiñán Tenorio

Edson Arantes do Nascimento

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Gastón f***ing Ramírez​

 

[Cornwallboy]

Players who change their name to things like Matty annoys me as well. Matt is fine, Matty is silly.

Michael Owen.

 

[bhafc99]

Ian Wright

 

[herecomesaregular]

Not really relevant but whenever i hear Wan-Bissaka I have to shout out Two-Bissaka! I'm thankful he doesn't play much nowadays....

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Charlie Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway

 

[Petunia]

Johnny Crumplin……..

 

[Javeaseagull]

Jake Forster-Caskey

 

[SeagullsoverLondon]

What about our striker from the 1980s, "And Smith..."?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Not really relevant but whenever i hear Wan-Bissaka I have to shout out Two-Bissaka! I'm thankful he doesn't play much nowadays....

Very similar to my mate who says “YES Ndidi” every time the Leicester player makes a tackle

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Glenn Murray

I thought it was FFS Murray?

Ian Wright

Apparently, it's Ian Wright, Wright, Wright

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Sergio Ramos

 

[B-right-on]

Mackail Smith

 

[Horsham Gull]

Benjamin White

 

[surrey jim]

Lloyd Owusu

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

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[Beanstalk]

Benik Afobe.

 

[Quinney]

Matty Cash. Annoys the heck out of me.

Matty Taylor. Must be a Matty thing.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Kuntz