Players wanted for football at the Goldstone...

[Coach_Carter_92]

If you do come along, watch out for Sergei, rapid, direct, skillful, the lot

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

If you do come along, watch out for Sergei, rapid, direct, skillful, the lot

You are going on your arse on Sunday.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

You are going on your arse on Sunday.

You kept trying to do that last time, how did you get on

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

You kept trying to do that last time, how did you get on

I am suprised your online...thought you'd still be looking for that ball that landed near the tennis courts.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

What is the average age of the people who pop along?

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

I am suprised your online...thought you'd still be looking for that ball that landed near the tennis courts.

Ha! Yeah that was quite bad I will admit . Although not as bad as your attempt at slowing me down by trying to take the shirt off my back.

 

[Oscar]

What is the average age of the people who pop along?

Physically, about 70. Mentally, about 12. Actually, 30-ish.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Ha! Yeah that was quite bad I will admit . Although not as bad as your attempt at slowing me down by trying to take the shirt off my back.

Ha ha lol what was most embarrassing was that the 4 year old ball boy scored exactly the same amount of goals as I did!

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Great fun today. Cheers people! Shocking touches from Sergei today for which I am in shame. Well played all.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Great fun today. Cheers people! Shocking touches from Sergei today for which I am in shame. Well played all.

You are not wrong there

 

[Oscar]

It's all kicking again in the park at 10.30 if anyone fancies it.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Did anyone pick up a pair of grey jogging bottoms? I left mine there . Also i'm going to be away for a few weeks, after a hefty challenge turns out I have torn a muscle in my hip

 

[Oscar]

Did anyone pick up a pair of grey jogging bottoms? I left mine there . Also i'm going to be away for a few weeks, after a hefty challenge turns out I have torn a muscle in my hip

Sorry to hear that mate. And there was me thinking you were doing a Spanish Dave roll-about-and-look-injured special.

The good news is that your troosers were spotted near where your hip-bone landed. They are safely stashed with the goals.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Hahaha! The thought did cross my mind, I should have thrown a Barnes strop and demanded a penalty too . And thanks for that, shall pick them up when I can.

 

[Oscar]

Playing again this morning if anyone fancies a kickabout. Christmas hats essential but by no mean compulsory.