Players day off

[Springal]

So the players all have the day off today. What have we learnt so far?

Stockdale has gone FISHING
Kayal and missus are having a SPA DAY at Alexander House

Any other good spots?

 

[pishhead]

Connor Goldson is spending a day with an image consultant.
Gordon Greer is having splinters removed from his backside.
Bruno is shopping for Beard products.

 

[sydney]

bongs at the barbers with kaz.
murphy and baldock are in the gym.
skalak and hemed are getting right on it.

 

[pishhead]

Dale Stephens and Uwe Huenemeier are at a bags meeting at Perry Barr. Chris Hughton and Colin Calderwood are taking their other half's down the Marina to the west quay for Curry club.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Lewis Dunk and Bobby are at an eclectic 60s coffee bar for a Mod Revival meeting with Parkas and Lambrettas revving up.

 

[Mellotron]

Saw French Tony in Churchill Square a couple of Saturdays back (the day after the Fulham BATTERING) with his family, including (what I'm guessing is) a brother who looks very, very similar to him. I was genuinely a bit starstruck and bottled saying hi.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I saw Inigo Calderon being walked by his dog in St Anns Well Park this morning, the dog appeared to be trying to get away from the 45484648647464 men, women and children chasing after Calde adoringly.

 

[Insel affe]

Lewis Dunk and Bobby are at an eclectic 60s coffee bar for a Mod Revival meeting with Parkas and Lambrettas revving up.

Bollox Zamora is at the Skinheads reunion

 

[lawros left foot]

Caldi is doing the usual, turning water into wine, healing the sick and raising the dead, and walking on water

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Capri is doing the usual, turning water into wine, healing the sick and raising the dead, and walking on water

You'll be disappointed with that predictive text

 

[lawros left foot]

You'll be disappointed with that predictive text

Good point, well made

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I've just seen bloody WAYNE BRIDGE at the doctors! He's having Zaha surgically removed from his pocket apparently....

 

[Official Old Man]

BZ is at the Amex queuing up for north stand tickets for Boro.

 

[Albumen]

Jiří Skalák is making love.

Wait, sorry, that's Craig David.

 

[MattBackHome]

I thought I saw Bruno waiting outside Barclays on North Street as I went past on the 1A this morning, but I may be mistaken.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Dunk is reading all the articles linking him to whatever club the journalist fancies putting in for that publication.

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Rosenior is at the post office sending complimentary letters to everyone at Hull except Steve Bruce and his son Alex

 

[smudge]

Nandos?

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Rosenior is at the post office sending complimentary letters to everyone at Hull except Steve Bruce and his son Alex

They have mail up there now, yeah?