Player Ratings Brighton V Palace

[Dave the OAP]

No Vicente?

 

[Weststander]

Speroni 7
Murray 6
Zaha 6
Parr 2
The other full back 2
Centre halves 3 (great marking, lads!)
Bolasie 4
Phillips 0 (can't actually give him marks as he didn't do a thing)
Williams 7 (surprised to see him subbed)
Dikcagoi (?) 5 (lump, thanks for the free kick)
Jedinak 6

CP centre backs ... Agreed. Radio Sussex were almost (unbiased of course) laughing at the awful game Ramage had.

Spironi. I thought over the years he was their best player in an era of dross, but for all 3 goals he looked a clown. Good saves late on, but does that make it a good performance?

 

[Surrey Phil]

Pepperoni 10
Par 10
Boloney 10
Rummage 10
Richards 10
Dick a gay 10
Bollocksey 10
Jedi nak 10
Willy I ams 10
Greedy ******* 10
Zahahaha 10

Hollow man 10

All outstanding on the day and really couldn't have done any better.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Koosh 8
Bridge 9
Upson 8
Greer 8
Calde 7
Bridders 8
Orlandi 8
Spanish Dave 8
Lua Lua 9
Buckley 7
Ulloa 9

These for me.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Koosh 7.5
Bridge 8.5
Upson 7.5
Greer 8.0
Calde 7.5
Bridders 8.5
Orlandi 8.0
Spanish Dave 8.0
Lua Lua 9.0
Buckley 8.5
Ulloa 9.0

Crofts 7.5
Hammond 7.5

 

[One Love]

Koosh 8.5
Bridge 8.5
Upson 7.5 A bit dodgy first half
Greer 8.5
Calde 8.0 Early on missed a few passes, not sure whether they were bad passes or not
Bridders 8.0
Orlandi 8.0
Spanish Dave 8.0
Lua Lua 8.5
Buckley 7.5 Just because he can be so much better
Ulloa 9.0

Crofts 7.5
Hammond 7.5

Gus 10

 

[Acker79]

Average player ratings

Ulloa 9.40
Bridge 8.98
Lualua 8.93
David Lopez 8.57 (90mins)
Bridcutt 8.43
Kuszczak 8.42
Greer 7.94
Buckley 7.88
Upson 7.88
Orlandi 7.86 (64mins)
Calderon 7.81


Subs
Crofts 7.25 (30mins)
Hammond 7.13 (4mins)

Team Average 8.19

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Don't know why the top marks always go to the best goalscorer...others play their part....for me Ulloa gets 1,000 and 1 for me....magic.