Like the bit about making kids cry. I normally steal their boards asking for a players shirt.Full ENGLISH breakfast
Train beers on the way to Laaarndon
Bit of charlie
Find some soap dodging eco protesters to duff up
March up Wembley way with the lads lads lads
Make a small child cry by nicking their tin foil FA cup
Bit more charlie
STAND in the wrong seat
Sing GOSBTS super fast
Get angry
Fall asleep on train home
Soil self