Tunbridge Wells. I go back to see the folks, but every time I go back something else has been dicked about with to "uphold the values of the town". They went MENTAL when they dared open a poundland a year or so ago. It's horrific, everything shuts early, public transport included, it's overpriced and the level of bellendery in the driving is frightening. The Highway Code goes out of the window to be replaced by "my car is more expensive than yours, so fark orff". Hate the deluded, snobby arrogance of the whole place.
Luton - nearest place to Harrow we could afford to buy a house (newly weds 1985)
Bedford - nearest place I could find a job to our middle class, mid-Sussex home (middle aged 2011)
Hopefully I will never again have to get off the M1 between junctions 10 and 13.
Sent to you whilst sat in the garden watching the sun set over the Pacific ... justice if you ask me!