- Aug 24, 2020
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I included him to see if you were all paying attention.Van Hecke?
I included him to see if you were all paying attention.Van Hecke?
Unfortunately the bags are mostly just airLooks like a natural raw talent, bags of potential and good footballing brain- sign him up
Ah yes. We’ve heard that sort of description before about young South American footballing talents…..I don't think there's any truth in this.
I spoke to my mate who's a Universitario supporter and whilst he's a very talented player he's seen as very small and lightweight even by Peruvian standards. He suffered from malnutrition as a kid and still gets cramps towards the end of matches. 'Not for the premier league' I'm told...
I hope I'm wrong as I'd love to sign a Peruvian - I used to live there - but their football is such a low standard and I'd be surprised if it's a market we're very active in.
They said Messi was too small too I think... As I say, I hope I have to eat my words!Ah yes. We’ve heard that sort of description before about young South American footballing talents…..
“If a statue was to be erected to the soul of the Argentinian game, El Gráfico’s editor Borocotó wrote in 1928, it would depict “a pibe [urchin] with a dirty face, a mane of hair rebelling against the comb; with intelligent, roving, trickster and persuasive eyes and a sparkling gaze that seem to hint at a picaresque laugh that does not quite manage to form on his mouth, full of small teeth that might be worn down through eating yesterday’s bread.
“His trousers are a few roughly sewn patches; his vest with Argentinian stripes, with a very low neck and with many holes eaten out by the invisible mice of use … His knees covered with the scabs of wounds disinfected by fate; barefoot or with shoes whose holes in the toes suggest they have been made through too much shooting. His stance must be characteristic; it must seem as if he is dribbling with a rag ball.” Guardian.
...not to mention West Brom's Arce and Hole, back in the day.That’s up there with the Willie Donachie & Phil Babb partnership at the back.
keep it under your hatOnly on brown bread though.
Surely Chelsea fans are the most knowledgeable in informed in the universe.But...but...I was told by some Chelsea fans on Reddit that how we're treating Caicedo will mean young players won't want to come here anymore....could it be that these Chelsea fans were speaking out of their collective crusty arsehole?