Picruresque village my arse....

[Buzzer]

These posts made very grim reaping indeed. The culprits have an (un)earthly sense of humour and, of corpse, a body of work that's autotopsy turvy.

I'd rather (be at) rest and watch old footage of Geoff Hearse scoring 'is 'atrick of ghouls in the WCF at the old Wembley (RIP).

Anyway, I'm bored to death.

go on admit it. How long did you spend thinking that up?