Picruresque village my arse....

[fork me]

....took these in Falmer Churchyard today.

Shocking the state these people let their village get into. No respect for their ancestors buried there.

Bunch of cackbadgers, the lot of 'em.

Perhaps tidying this lot up would have been a better use of the £60,000

Fork Me

 

[Bry Nylon]

A grave state of affairs....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I think we have a winner. Any morbids?

 

[Everest]

No respect for their ancestors buried there.

But they're not buried there. Haven't you heard that Falmer residents eat their dead?

 

[vulture]

Cutress hang you head in shame

 

[Bry Nylon]

I think we have a winner. Any morbids?

Agreed. After all, they're stiff competition....

 

[Buzzer]

makes you wonder what other skeletons lie in their closets. I for one will not rest in peaxe until the truth is out. In fact I'll write a letter:

Tomb it may concern....


and so on ad infinitum







I'll get my coat

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Make no bones about it,that parish council is a dead loss.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Nobody coffin up the cash for it then.

 

[Porky]

Are you sure those photos were taken in the dead centre of Falmer?

 

[fork me]

Are you sure those photos were taken in the dead centre of Falmer?

There was long waiting list, people were dying to get in.

There'd been strike action, you see. All the graves were being dug by skeleton staff.

I could have been making that but up of corpse.

Fork Me

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I blame it on the hordes of marauding, drunken, football thugs who turned up thinking the ground had been built.

FPC will leave no stone unturned in finding the culprits.

 

[fork me]

I blame it on the hordes of marauding, drunken, football thugs who turned up thinking the ground had been built.

It must have been them that planted all those nettles everywhere on the way through.

No wonder they don't want us there!

FPC will leave no stone unturned in finding the culprits.

Good thing, too.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

....took these in Falmer Churchyard today.

Shocking the state these people let their village get into. No respect for their ancestors buried there.

Ancestors, my arse. How many of the yuppie, Nimby cackbadgers are actually local?

 

[bhaexpress]

Bad as it it may be people are dying to get in there.

 

[Silvanus]

Some jokes are gravely poor

I'll get me coat

 

[Napper]

Lets hope this thread gets Buried into the history books and dies a quick death

 

[hart's shirt]

Or better still, enCrypted so no one can read it.

But it's unlikely to happen, mausoleum's the pity.

Anyway, I'm off out shortly - time to smarten myself up and catacomb my hair.

 

[portslade seagull]

They've let the nettles grow to stop all those troublesome oiks from that ghasthly football club holding parties there when they win

 

[Captain Haddock]

These posts made very grim reaping indeed. The culprits have an (un)earthly sense of humour and, of corpse, a body of work that's autotopsy turvy.

I'd rather (be at) rest and watch old footage of Geoff Hearse scoring 'is 'atrick of ghouls in the WCF at the old Wembley (RIP).

Anyway, I'm bored to death.