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Pick your WORST England XI ever



y2dave

Well-known member
Jul 23, 2003
1,398
Bracknell
Robert Green
Gary Charles
David Bardsley
Alvin Martin
Mike Phelan
Ricky Hill
Barry Venison
Andy Gray
Terry Fenwick
Michael Ricketts
Paul Stewart

Even Carlton Palmer is too good for this shower of shite
 






Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
...any formation, other than 4-4-2, tried by England in the last 10 years then LB.
 


Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Can I be controversial and suggest John Barnes?

An entire International career based on one goal.

good goal mind!
 
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Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
I wouldn't have Chris Powell in there, he really wasn't a bad player at all, but I guess that is just my opinion.
 






Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,121
Haywards Heath
The Large One said:
Whaaaat? A team featuring (in no particular order)...

Keegan
Coppell
Clemence / Shilton (DSTIITM?)
Watson
Hughes
Mills
Cherry
Barnes
Worthington (though not enough times)

...it wasn't that bad, you know.

Oh they had good players. They just never qualified for anything! (our Scottish friends always did!)

It was a deadly dull/frustrating time to be watching England.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
Lammy said:
Can I be controversial and suggest John Barnes?

An entire International career based on one goal.

good goal mind!
Two goals. He also bent in a free kick against the Dutch under Graham Taylor.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
The sad thing is that technically we have some of the best players for several generations, it is just that the tactics of a succession of England managers is squandering it!
 












Commander

Arrogant Prat
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,561
London
The Large One said:
Foster
Neville G
Ferdinand
Woodgate
Neville P
Lampard
Gerrard
Carrick
Shaun Wright-Philips
Crouch
Dyer

Makes yer PROUD dunnit?

Gerrard is quite good. Woodgate is OK.

Not much else there.
 
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Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,827
Uffern
Trevor Cherry and Brian Greenhoff have to be in it. Peter Storey was truly awful too.

Two Albion players could get in: Marks Barham and Chamberlain were well below England class.
 


vulture

Banned
Jul 26, 2004
16,515
1)Tim Flowers
2)Keith Curle
3)Chris Powell
4)Razor Ruddock
5)Alvin Martin
6)Geoff Thomas
7)Jason Wilcox
8)Carlton Palmer
9)Alan Thompson
10)Alan Smith
11)Brian Deame
 


Zamora For England

New member
Sep 27, 2006
513
Hurstpierpoint
y2dave said:
Robert Green
Gary Charles
David Bardsley
Alvin Martin
Mike Phelan
Ricky Hill
Barry Venison
Andy Gray
Terry Fenwick
Michael Ricketts
Paul Stewart

Even Carlton Palmer is too good for this shower of shite

Maybe a wee bit harsh on Rob Green there, there have been keepers much worse than him playing for England.
 




Zesh Rehman

New member
Sep 6, 2006
7,019
Oxford
mendoza10 said:
Richard Wright

Michael Gray
Steve Howey
Earl Barrett
Chris Powell

Geoff Thomas
Carlton Palmer
Stuart Ripley
Jason Wilcox


Michael Ricketts
David Hirst

i think you got it right there
 




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