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[Misc] Phrases you hate people saying
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HellBilly
"Blind man on a galloping horse, won't see it"
No shit, furthermore why the feck would a blind man be on a horse !
No shit, furthermore why the feck would a blind man be on a horse !
"Hey - blind man. Why are you on that horse?"
"FFS. They told me it was just a big Labrador."
Not come across that one before. There's a bit of a discussion on its various forms here: http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?t=19876
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HellBilly
I first heard it when I was fitting flooring when I lived in Manchester, we were fitting new flooring throughout a school in St Helens and one of the guys was rushing a messed up a bit and put a patch in, we were laughing saying it was shite and glaringly obvious...
He declared a blind man on a galloping horse would never see it, I thought it was funny, but made no sense whatsoever...
Did not matter anyway, as an apprentice welding in the loft area, a few days later started a fire and burnt the school down, a week before it was due to open after summer holidays.
Weststander
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Antonyms: Lickers, sychophants.
Weststander
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Weststander
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“The beautiful game” bunged in randomly by crap commentators in run of the mill games.
It’s so often far from beautiful ….. Pulis, Warnock, Hughes, Dyche, Allardyce.
It’s so often far from beautiful ….. Pulis, Warnock, Hughes, Dyche, Allardyce.
Christ. I thought you were recounting Deep Purple lyrics for a minute there
Then I remembered. The blind man is standing very still. On a hill.
End of.
I think this ticks all three boxes.
I replied at length to your PM yesterday. I hope you got it. They don't always work, apparently.
Lyndhurst 14
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"He / She is a survivor"
Most people have had knocks and set backs in their life but we're all still here. We're all bloody survivors FFS
Most people have had knocks and set backs in their life but we're all still here. We're all bloody survivors FFS
Weststander
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I replied at length to your PM yesterday. I hope you got it. They don't always work, apparently.
Sorry, all good thanks, I’ll reply soon.
I wasn’t able to join you in Faversham Wetherspoons last night for a fight with your local alchies, but will meet up perhaps at The Swan or one nearer to your new parking spot before a future Albion EPL loss.
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HellBilly
“What goes around, comes around”
Utter bollox
Utter bollox
Lyndhurst 14
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Exactly - It's like when people keep banging on about karma - no such thing. It was invented to make people feel better when bad things happen to them
This is a robbery.
Sure they are already on this thread but .....
'Oh my God' used by many, to start many a sentence
'Amazing' .... used to describe anything utterly normal
'Sorry, I've been really busy' (often supplemented with 'back to back meetings' to try and suggest some degree of importance) ... this is code for 'I'm lazy' or 'I'm a total fukwit'
'Oh my God' used by many, to start many a sentence
'Amazing' .... used to describe anything utterly normal
'Sorry, I've been really busy' (often supplemented with 'back to back meetings' to try and suggest some degree of importance) ... this is code for 'I'm lazy' or 'I'm a total fukwit'
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HellBilly
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
A quick walk down London Road & I can assure you it bloody is not...
A quick walk down London Road & I can assure you it bloody is not...