[Misc] Phrases you hate people saying

[BN9 BHA]

‘ I can do electrical work ‘ can you really? is that why your working in a shop you f.ucking **** (for example) If only I had a pound for every time I heard this. Even the customers who called me in the first place have said it, baffles me it truly does.

I hear “I won’t touch plumbing”
I would never have guessed, that’s why I’m here you silly c#£&

 

[Justice]

I hear “I won’t touch plumbing”
I would never have guessed, that’s why I’m here you silly c#£&

Funnily enough I hear that more from plumbers ‘ not touching electrics ‘

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

The least worst option - oh, so you mean the best option

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

Glamping

My bad

Dude

 

[Invicta]

We'll take the positives from it

......and go again !!

Where exactly? !!

 

[North London Seagull]

"d'you know what I mean?"

 

[albionalbino]

Holibobs.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Under the lights, as in “I love a game under the lights”

I know it refers to a football match played in the evening, but the floodlights are on for most afternoon matches.

 

[Questions]

I’m going to try one of these bad boys.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

My mother in law replies "Well thats good then" to almost everything said to her.

After 24 years it drives me F****** nuts!

 

[BLOCK F]

‘ Nom nom’, when expressing how wonderful some food is.
Makes me want to vomit.

 

[Is it PotG?]

'Genuine question'

 

[Happy Exile]

"Crimble" for Christmas.

Plurals for single things "yer Liverpools, yer Man Uniteds..."

Anything that suggests everyone should know what's being spoken about "since she wore THAT dress", "ever since THAT goal" type of thing.

 

[Soul Finger]

'You guys', 'it's literally' (when something actually is, i.e. not literally), 'in this moment' (In football parlance. Used to be the preserve of foreign managers (fair enough) but know English bosses say it to describe any ****ing moment).

'London by the Sea' - **** off.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

When God shuts a door he opens a window - nah, he normally shuts another one

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I’m going to try one of these bad boys.

 

[BN9 BHA]

'London by the Sea' - **** off.

100% this.

 

[fisons]

1. It is what it is.

2. You know what?

3. Can I get a cappuccino?

 

[Poojah]

“Sir, I am arresting you on suspicion of being drunk on an aircraft, indecent exposure, incitement to have sexual intercourse with an animal and impersonating a customs officer”.

Ruined my holiday I’ll tell ya...

 

[Charity Shield 1910]

The deliberate Americanisation of football punditry with describing the closing down of the other side as a "press". Taken straight from basketball so to distinguish the crop of dreadful football pundits we have to suffer with the one's they got rid of . Basketball is a game that's fun to play but bloody tedious to watch because an event is when they don't score. Oh and the obvious repeating of football and cricket cliches by pundits who got their job for reasons other than what they know about football or cricket.