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perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,461
Sūþseaxna
The story is from 2007.

Why do these weird stories get bumped on the BBC website occasionally?

Three years off the register. Three+ years on the loose. Could be anywhere?
 








Pickles

Well-known member
May 5, 2014
1,320
Was it a chopper?
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Previous evenings he had returned home with the Pub bike. He then thought I don't need to go out, I have a bike of my own.
 






somerset

New member
Jul 14, 2003
6,600
Yatton, North Somerset
Bloody pedal-phile..... string him up.
 


GT49er

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 1, 2009
49,186
Gloucester
He pled guilty to a breach of the peace - so would have been even stranger if he hadn't been convicted!
Even stranger to me was that he was prosecuted for a breach of the peace in the first place - he was doing it in the privacy of his own locked room, and the cleaners entered uninvited, using a pass key. As far as I can see, the only thing the poor bloke did wrong was not bolting the door as well as locking it!

Still think he must be bl**dy weird though!
 






Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
The guy deserves to be banged up if it was the bike pictured.

Had it been one of my bianchi's he could have pleaded provocation.
 


symyjym

Banned
Nov 2, 2009
13,138
Brighton / Hove actually
That's bad news! He's probably sha**ing cars by now. Incidently if the apparatus is more than 16 years old is it legal. I've got my eye on an ancient mangle in our local auction :eek:

Don't do it, can I tempt you to get a Hetty instead;

ahetty.jpg
 


dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
I'm really going to need to see the bike before I make a judgement on this.
 








Surf's Up

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2011
10,435
Here
Well yes, he obviously knew they had him on legal grounds. I just find the legal side of it quite interesting in that case, as presumably what he was doing wasn't harming anybody else.

A breach of the peace is a criminal offence in Scotland, it's something else entirely in England & Wales.

So does that mean I can shag my bike, which, truth be told, I have been finding increasingly attractive over the past couple of months, without fear of prosecution and even if interrupted in flagrente delicto by the cleaner?
 


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