Perfect eyesight

[biggles]

Perfect Eyesight

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."

 

[jordanseagull]

7.98/10

 

[Taybha]

Little boy hears noises coming from his parents bedroom,he goes in and sees his mum bent over the dressing table and his dad ramming her from behind! he is frozen to the spot ,his dad turns round winks and smiles at him,the boy runs off sobbing into his nans room,a hour later the parents are woken by screaming coming from thier mothers room and rush in to find the boy pumping her from behind!!!!! What the f*** are you doing boy shouts the father ? the boy turns winks and smiles at his dad and says


"not so f***ing funny when its your mum is it "

 

[biggles]

i thought my posted joke was funny , yours is funny and bad ha !! , i need a larf after trying to convince goldstone rapper he is a rascist < what a nasty man he is