People you have met with amusing/unfortunate names

[El Presidente]

I worked with a Jenny Taylor, who was the most ugly and humourless women I have ever met.

She also had a personal hygiene problem, which was amplified when I had to work with her checking the investment records of a major insurance company locked in their vaults from 9-5 for a week with no air conditioning.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

I worked with a Jenny Taylor, who was the most ugly and humourless women I have ever met.

She also had a personal hygiene problem, which was amplified when I had to work with her checking the investment records of a major insurance company locked in their vaults from 9-5 for a week with no air conditioning.

I think I know her. She's using a different name now though. There couldn't be two women as gross, could there?

 

[kalinski]

oh too many of these and i promise that they are all real!

David and Joseph Batty (twins) ie batty boys
Joanne King (Jo)
Justine Case
Wayne Carr
Jenny Taylor

i'll try to remember some others later and add to these!!!

one of the joys of being a teacher

 

[FamilyGuy]

Alan Pratt (I always wanted to see him sign a cheque - A.Pratt)

Amber Badger (strange name, ll#ovely
lady)

Ava Mary Christmas (Italian girl I believe)

Nick Barton (Special Agent?)

 

[Gwylan]

I once had to sub some copy from a guy called Norbert Wank.

The PR person for Wonderbra is called Kate Bosomworth (wonder how she got the job)

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Not rude but I used to go out with a girl called;

Marina Lake

And I had a run in with a Brighton Councillor called

Nimrod Ping

 

[Skaville]

I met a girl in Oz called Honey Arneja (honey I need ya!)

 

[lost in london]

Ruth Catherine Spankie, or R C Spankie

 

[Tony the Pony]

Were they in the same class as R.Sole?

I'm an accountant, and we once had a client named Raymond Sole, who would answer the phone "R Sole here"!



My wifes cousin's name is Cath Lyon, and apparently all the kids at school would make sea-lion noises when the register was called out!

 

[Weezle]

I know a Craig Shell known to his friends as C-Shell.

There's also a Richard Head who used to work at Halfords in Newhaven.

Went to school with a Sky Bliss - quite nice name i think!

 

[Marshy]

My old boss was Richard Harding, i always thought that was funny.

And we had a client called Wayne Kerr.

Parents eh ?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

When I was doing time at the ntl call centre I used to while away those long and difficult calls by scanning the database for funny names. Mr Goodenough was always one of my personal favourites.

Recently saw a Ms Takeshita playing for the Nippon Volley Ball team - I should be above finding that sort of thing funny by now, but it still makes me giggle.

 

[CHAPPERS]

At my job I've come across a Richard Saw, Wang Long and the delightfully named Friday Knight.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

At my job I've come across a Richard Saw, Wang Long and the delightfully named Friday Knight.

my dad used to work with a friday knight- must be the same person

 

[Easy 10]

When I worked on the deli at Co-op, I worked with a bloke called Simon Knellor (think about it...)

gods truth.

 

[chips and gravy]

Classic. My Mother-in-Law has a friend called Robyn Smith who married a Bradley Coffins. Surprisingly she didn't take his name when they married!

 

[Kugull]

I have met a Mike Hunt and he is.
I met a hippy lady called Positive Wassaman (apparently there was a Wassaman pregnancy test in the 60's)
My parents used to live next to a bloke called Basil Balls and I went to school with a bloke called Lance Cock.
My wife's first name, dull by comparison, is Essex.
All genuine I assure you...

 

[CAFC Matt]

Someone comes to work and his name on the bottom of his reciept from his Divi Card says Mr I Cummings

 

[Scoffers]

I have a colleage at work called Randy Mann (yes, he is American)

 

[arseygull]

I have a friend who is a midwife, some of the better ones are -

Magnus Hole (Magnus is Norse for 'very big')
Sandy Ghandi
Christopher Newdick
Miles Long

best of all ...............

Dwayne Pipe (she was nearly sacked for complaints made by the parents when she couldn't stop laughing)

(Hello by the way)