People with funny names.

[Mo Gosfield]

Rose Bush
Miles Standing
Anne Dover
Robin Banks
Moses Lorne
Andy Mann
Ben Downe
Lou Rolls
Peter Owte
Ali Way
Tim Burgh
Michael Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzmichael
April Showers
Chris Cross
Paul Behrer
Stan Delone
Ron Numba
Fred Beare
Arthur Chance.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

There was a quality engineer at Intel who went by the name of Geoff ****

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Go on then, I'll fall for it, what kind of job?

No Joke - I am a pest controller. He had a problem with moths.

 

[greyseagull]

I regularly have to email a lady called DeeDee Doke and a chap called Steven Squibb

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I've just had a quick play with our internal directory, and as well as a Mandy K***zsch, I see that we have no less than 105 Wangs.

These are my favourites, with the very best of all saved for last. 100% genuine:

Coffie Wang
Echo Wang
Fairy Wang
Icy Wang
Pluto Wang
Rong Wang
Yoyo Wang

WanQing Wang

 

[fat old seagull]

Rose Bush
Miles Standing
Anne Dover
Robin Banks
Moses Lorne
Andy Mann
Ben Downe
Lou Rolls
Peter Owte
Ali Way
Tim Burgh
Michael Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzmichael
April Showers
Chris Cross
Paul Behrer
Stan Delone
Ron Numba
Fred Beare
Arthur Chance.

Ben Downe, did he used to hang out with Phil McAfferty ?

 

[Mackenzie]

There is a Chinese takeaway in Malpas Road (Newport) called.....Kok's Wok. Makes me smile.

I know a lady called Rose Moss, she's never been to Macclesfield though.

 

[Poker Dunce]

Used to work with a guy called Mike Crapper and with an American by the name of Randy Sheets

 

[half time scores]

There was a local councillor in Brighton called Nimrod Ping.

 

[dangull]

Bono and The Edge

 

[Wilko]

I teach a girl called Minje at the moment. Best student name I have ever seen though was Russell sprout.

 

[goldstone68]

I seem to remember a pianist a long time ago who appeared on opportunity knocks called,
Wayne King

 

[FamilyGuy]

There was a producer on "Frasier" called Mary Fukuto.
I used to work with a lovely lady who regaled in the name Amber Badger.
I used to work with a bloke called Alan who signed his cheques "A.Pratt".
Canaan Banana anyone?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Gentlemens outfitters in Lewes, give the owner a cheer

 

[Silk]

My Dad reckoned he knew a bloke called Hugh Janus.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

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Gentlemens outfitters in Lewes, give the owner a cheer

Going O/T, there is the Bone menswear shop further down the hill that caused consternation amongst the locals a few years ago when it opened its womenswear shop called "Bone Her".

 

[Guinness Boy]

My wife swears she grew up in Aylesbury knowing a West Indian family with the family name Dick.

Eldest daughters name - Ophelia













Eldest son's name Everard.



I have called BS a number of times but she reckons she can introduce me and if I laugh he'll smash my face in.

 

[foul old ron]

I once worked with a guy called Albert Hall.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Many years ago - before the Fire Service - I used to have to have conference calls with an office in Cologne, alongside my boss. To my shame I still recall my poorly disguised splutters and shoulder shakes that accompanied the following coming over the speaker when we dialled in:

"Berndt Koch has joined the conference."