People who stand in doorways,....

[Tubby Mondays]

'Baby on Board' stickers!

Oh thats alright then, youre allowed to drive like a complete prick!

 

[Les Biehn]

you're describing several things i hate about modern life. add morons who spend hours at a cashpoint, searching through every option when they're only trying to withdraw a tenner, and you'll have the set!

f***ing A man! Also why do people count their money at the cash point. If its wrong what the f*** are you going to do? Tell the cash point and see if it will let you come back at the end of the night to see if its a tenner up!

 

[Lucky_C]

People who go to Greggs, spend ages in the queue and yet are still unable to decide what to get at the counter. You've been queueing for f*** knows how long, the options are exactly the same as every other Greggs in the country!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Youve been standing at the bar waiting to be served for 10 minutes, when its your turn why dont you know what you want? What have you been doing all that time?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

People who go to Greggs, spend ages in the queue and yet are still unable to decide what to get at the counter. You've been queueing for f*** knows how long, the options are exactly the same as every other Greggs in the country!

Sorry does that mean ive been fixtured?

 

[Les Biehn]

High street slalom! People who just don't move out the way You can see me coming, I can see you coming, I have done my 50% by moving slightly one way now you do the same you ignorant twat

 

[Lucky_C]

this thread is very therapeutic...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I don't see why people have to have 'off road' baby buggies that are more than 4 feet in length, with suspension GPS systems etc. etc.

What on earth is wrong with those old-school deckchair like buggies that take up next to no room.

Well done. I can see that you are fertile, but do you have to dominate the whole of the street with your gingantic buggy, when a smaller one would suffice. Then you might not need a great big tank so that you can fit the buggy in the back of the car. In fact, stop having so many sodding children. There are plenty of valuable pursuits other than procreating!

 

[British Bulldog]

I don't see why people have to have 'off road' baby buggies that are more than 4 feet in length, with suspension GPS systems etc. etc.

What on earth is wrong with those old-school deckchair like buggies that take up next to no room.

Well done. I can see that you are fertile, but do you have to dominate the whole of the street with your gingantic buggy, when a smaller one would suffice. Then you might not need a great big tank so that you can fit the buggy in the back of the car. In fact, stop having so man sodding children. There are plenty of valuable pursuits other than procreating!

I'm not sure the buggie's are the whole problem BOF, It's just women who cant steer the bloody things without trying to take your ankle's off!

 

[Uncle C]

The one that winds me up. Is when you open a door for someone and they just walk past you,as if it was yout job.

Just volley after them "Well even pigs grunt"

 

[The Large One]

Don't even get me started on mobile phone conversations involving teenagers in enclosed public spaces...

 

[Mendoza]

Don't even get me started on mobile phone conversations involving teenagers in enclosed public spaces...

and whilst we're on mobile phones - People that have to listen to every ring tone or MP3 VERY LOUDLY on trains and buses

 

[Man of Harveys]

I don't mind any of these things that much, you bunch of MELDREWS. But shop assistants who don't say thank you should be SHOT.

 

[The Large One]

I don't mind any of these things that much, you bunch of MELDREWS. But shop assistants who don't say thank you should be SHOT.

I did just that to one of mine once.

 

[ali jenkins]

I f***ing hate it when im at work and im cleaning something and stupid f***ing knobheads make some sarcastic comment like "Bet your having fun", or "Missed a Bit"!

Do you think i want to be doing this, f***ing cleaning up after other peoples mess!!!


GRRRRR

 

[Tooting Gull]

Then there are the shop assistants that can't say thank you because they're too busy on the phone. In fact, you should probably tip them generously for taking your money at all, when it's clear they're very busy and you're disturbing them.

 

[Frutos]

But shop assistants who don't say thank you should be SHOT.

As should anybody who thinks themselves too f***ing self-important to say thank-you to shop assistants who have done their job properly.

 

[Man of Harveys]

As should anybody who thinks themselves too f***ing self-important to say thank-you to shop assistants who have done their job properly.

Just to be clear: I always say thank you to them - which makes me feel a bit stupid when they don't say it to me, which seems to be happening increasingly frequently - which in turn makes me far less inclined to say thank you to them.

It does make me laugh when you hear people in London going on about how horribly rude Parisians are - a city in which I've literally never had an exchange with a shopkeeper which didn't conclude in their saying thank you and wishing you a "bonne journee/soiree" at the end. Oh, the irony.

 

[Frutos]

Just to be clear: I always say thank you to them - which makes me feel a bit stupid when they don't say it to me, which seems to be happening increasingly frequently - which in turn makes me far less inclined to say thank you to them.

Don't worry, I understood what you meant.

My comment wasn't aimed at you, just a general observation in keeping with the theme of the thread.

 

[tedebear]

I love imcompetant women with prams, Arthur and I pram like F1 ie. you in our way, we overtake you with milimetres to spare, sometimes with two wheels on the pavement!! - just to scare the f*** out of you like, and to make sure you know that you're being a PAVEMENT HOG!! Stupid women...

PS. we have a Maclaren stroller...gotta love it!!