People who stand in doorways,....

[Les Biehn]

or alleyways or who suddenly turn round in the street or start walking backwards without looking or swerve from side to side but walk really slowly, what kind of punishment should they get?

a) Hung
b) Cat and nine tails
c) Have to write 200,000,000 times on a piece of paper 'I am a twat who should consider others when walking round the streets'.

I mean for fucks sake, if your walking that slowly you dick at least do it in a straight line so I can get around you.

 

[Uncle Buck]

B without a doubt.

Could charge people to watch, sales from t-shirts, catering etc.

If you hung the people B would in the end die out as an event....

 

[The Large One]

Can we expand this group to include new parents with uber-wide double buggies?

Bastards.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Also people with umbrellas?

 

[Les Biehn]

Parents with buggies = shitheads who think 'my right of way'

Umbrellas 'Thats alright sweetheart you hold it directly in front of your face so you can't see where your going but as long as the wind isn't blowing the rain in your face it doesn't matter that I just lost an eye'

 

[Silent Bob]

If they're walking slowly enough you can wee on them.

 

[John Boy]

Same goes for tourists trying to read an A3 paper map whilst walking in the wind

 

[JJ McClure]

Also people in supermarkets who block the aisles or walk really slowly. Get the hell out of my way

 

[Man of Harveys]

a) Hung

They should be HANGED, surely? As should overpedantic people. Oh...

 

[Les Biehn]

Re: Re: People who stand in doorways,....

They should be HANGED, surely? As should overpedantic people. Oh...

No no, I believe they should all be given massive cocks.

 

[Lucky_C]

Beat them! Beat them with sticks! Or hit them with a newspaper. As I threatened someone once. I'm not allowed in town anymore.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Also gap year students with ridiculously large ruck-sacks.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Also people with umbrellas?

Good call! 'Yes dont worry about my eyesight, I can grow another eye, its not like your hair will dry out in a few minutes is it?!' Tossers!

Can I also add people who stand still when they get to the top or bottom of esculators. GET OUT OF THE WAY AND THEN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO TURN LEFT, RIGHT OR GO FORWARD!

 

[Les Biehn]

Can I also add people who stand still when they get to the top or bottom of esculators. GET OUT OF THE WAY AND THEN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO TURN LEFT, RIGHT OR GO FORWARD!

Well said that man, have they never seen Mallrats.

 

[Rookie]

well arn't we all happy little soliders today

 

[Lucky_C]

Good call! 'Yes dont worry about my eyesight, I can grow another eye, its not like your hair will dry out in a few minutes is it?!' Tossers!

Can I also add people who stand still when they get to the top or bottom of esculators. GET OUT OF THE WAY AND THEN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO TURN LEFT, RIGHT OR GO FORWARD!

you're describing several things i hate about modern life. add morons who spend hours at a cashpoint, searching through every option when they're only trying to withdraw a tenner, and you'll have the set!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Good call! 'Yes dont worry about my eyesight, I can grow another eye, its not like your hair will dry out in a few minutes is it?!' Tossers!

Can I also add people who stand still when they get to the top or bottom of esculators. GET OUT OF THE WAY AND THEN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO TURN LEFT, RIGHT OR GO FORWARD!

The esculator thing is a good point.

Alsp people that walk two abreast on the pavement, but walk slowly and stop and dither.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Also gap year students with ridiculously large ruck-sacks.

That theyre too fuckin stupid to take off of their backs and carry in front of them, therefore avoiding knocking out the three normal people unfortunate enough to be in the vacinity everytime they turn to talk to each other!

Hanging is too good for them!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

you're describing several things i hate about modern life. add morons who spend hours at a cashpoint, searching through every option when they're only trying to withdraw a tenner, and you'll have the set!

Yeah what are they trying to get it to do - tape eastenders?

 

[Leekbrookgull]

The one that winds me up. Is when you open a door for someone and they just walk past you,as if it was yout job.