[Drinking] People who drink black coffee...

[Herr Tubthumper]

A place here has banned milk. And laptops, mobile phones and most controversially, with some, children.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/oct/12/coffee-bar-owner-row-pushchairs

Me, obviously black. After a fully qualified barista from Australia has spent ages toiling over his Japanese filtering kit to deliver a coffee from some African place I’ve only ever seen mentioned in The Guardian and handed me the card with the tasting notes written on it, I’m not going to ask him to put milk in before I hand him the 9 euros. Very inappropriate.

 

[Brok]

Most of the civilised world doesnt put milk in coffee. You might as well just drink any instant shit.

Now, I'm no expert, but the only coffee I really like is Morrisons own (about 80p). As far as I'm concerned Nescafe etc. can do one.

 

[cjd]

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That's just rubbish.

I'd f***ing kill anyone who said that to me.

 

[carlzeiss]

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And can afford proper china cups

 

[tiberious]

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So as I drink black tea does that make me a Gentleman Psychopath, or just plain good old fashion weird ?

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

Can’t stand milk in coffee.

This is the only correct answer. Black and so strong it’s like rocket fuel (and yeah I know that’s meant to be a pint but I work with what I have).

Also worth pointing out instant coffee isn’t coffee and should be binned immediately.

 

[BrickTamland]

Didn’t drink coffee till I moved here as was socially ostracised for not doing so. The stuff is strong here though, and when I’m back in the UK I rarely drink it as it tastes like dishwater.

Apparently here know Sweden it’s considered rude to give someone a weak cup of coffee as it’s seen as being cheap, or not thinking the guest is worth the extra spoon. Some take it a bit too far in assuring you’re welcome by essentially serving you rocket fuel

 

[Boroseagull]

Can’t stand milk in coffee.

Likewise and also can't stand instant.

 

[Phil B]

Black Tea ? Enjoy poisoning yourself ?? ( with Tannin ? )

 

[Swansman]

A place here has banned milk. And laptops, mobile phones and most controversially, with some, children.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/oct/12/coffee-bar-owner-row-pushchairs

Sounds fantastic.

 

[Nitram]

One of the few upsides in this terrible time has been finding local suppliers. These people have opened my eyes to what coffee can taste like. Apologies to Airplane I take it black my wife prefers white.

https://www.crafthousecoffee.co.uk/

 

[tiberious]

Black Tea ? Enjoy poisoning yourself ?? ( with Tannin ? )

Well the Sri Lankan's seem to be surviving on it

 

[tiberious]

And it'll give my liver and Kidneys a relief from the alcohol poisoning i'm putting them through

 

[Saunders]

One of the few upsides in this terrible time has been finding local suppliers. These people have opened my eyes to what coffee can taste like. Apologies to Airplane I take it black my wife prefers white.

https://www.crafthousecoffee.co.uk/

https://www.tradingpostcoffee.co.uk/roasting-in-brighton

 

[boik]

 

[Soylent Blue]

Me, obviously black. After a fully qualified barista from Australia has spent ages toiling over his Japanese filtering kit to deliver a coffee from some African place I’ve only ever seen mentioned in The Guardian and handed me the card with the tasting notes written on it, I’m not going to ask him to put milk in before I hand him the 9 euros. Very inappropriate.

Are you operating a parody account? Like Pseuds Corner in Private Eye?

Oh been drinking black no sugar in coffee and tea since 18 years old.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Are you operating a parody account? Like Pseuds Corner in Private Eye?

No, I was merely presenting an account of my coffee experience. What’s makes you think I’m a parody account? I put a lot of effort into my vignettes on everyman life so I’m a little disappointed you see it like this.

 

[GOM]

I'd say that the people who have milk in coffee don't really like coffee

Could the same be said for people who put mixers in spirits ?

 

[Perfidious Albion]

I often drink coffee black, no sugar.. particularly first think in the morning .. otherwise I prefer Coffeemate to milk, it's more creamy..... At a coffee shop it is
Americano with a dash of cream or an occasional espresso.
I hold those frothy concoctions in distain.. ie cappuccino, latte , frappucino rubbish..

 

[Left Footer]

I`m a psychopath.
I love black coffee but only Americano, coffee with milk in it just tastes wrong.
And don`t even start me off on sugar, no, no , no.