Fakebook
Manure
Chelski
Palarse
Are you all 5 years old ?
Arsegas is far more accurately descriptive of the rag. Been called that commonly for many a year.
I've never heard it called that. Although my mates are all grown up I suppose ��
'Pretendance'
Which BTW is a far more accurate word than 'Attendance'
That one is actually quite clever though.
The other ones are shite. I never say "Palarse" or "Smellhurst". There's MORE than enough ammo to hurl at those tragic, arsonist, bus-vandalising cockwombles without resorting to rubbishy playground crap like that.
'Pretendance'
Which BTW is a far more accurate word than 'Attendance' when applied to the number of people attending an Albion home game
Pretendance is a legitimate word I reckon, especially as it's a useful shorthand for the distinction between real and stated attendance, and helps to avoid the usual accompanying binfest. It's just when people think they're being clever using it that grates.
'Pretendance'
Which BTW is a far more accurate word than 'Attendance' when applied to the number of people attending an Albion home game
Fakebook
Manure
Chelski
Palarse
Are you all 5 years old ?