[News] People who are licking items in supermarkets

[Swansman]

Cant imagine its a big thing, hopefully and likely only a few idiots that get a lot of attention.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I stumbled across a video a few days ago if some prick licking stuff in supermarkets AND licking public toilets. Pretty sure he got arrested for it. Has anyone seen the video of the postman than sneezes or coughs on his hand and then proceeds to wipe it all along the hand rail at someone’s house. Wtf goes through people’s minds?

 

[RossyG]

You know that bit in Escape to Victory where they break that bloke’s arm?

That’s what I’d do to them.

For starters...

 

[Triggaaar]

Kick the **** out of them, then imprison them and then kick the **** out of them again when they get out....

Mmm. During their prison sentence, how do you think the screws should handle them?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You know that bit in Escape to Victory where they break that bloke’s arm?

That’s what I’d do to them.

For starters...

Kevin O’Callaghan

 

[GT49er]

....Before or after they have been made to do National Service

No idea. Perhaps before or after they watched Not The Nine O'clock News.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Much easier and quicker to fill a fresh bottle with phglem and have a small brush to contaminate items.

Simple and effective for infecting.

The irony may be lost on some....

Personally I like to sneak around with a small syringe of typhoid, and...

No, indeed. Repeated and hard kickings in the bollocks is the only solution. Photographed and shared on Facebook, of course.

 

[TomandJerry]

Seriously sick individuals if this is true

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-52219080

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[nickjhs]

Surely they could be charged with something like Reckless Endangerment?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Surely they could be charged with something like Reckless Endangerment?

Go the full hog and change them as commiting an act of terrorism.

Would stop the idiots pretty quickly.

 

[Seasidesage]

Mmm. During their prison sentence, how do you think the screws should handle them?

With disdain?

 

[NooBHA]

I was shocked to read this thread. I thought it's a wind up and nobody would do such a thing.

However it got me thinking that some shops before the virus used to let potential customers do a little taste test of products. Will such things be banned when thi is all over?

Then there's the giving and receiving of Holy Communion in Chapels and Churches. Will we be having to have a rethink of how Communion is administered and received in the future ?

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

I'm assuming that licking in supermarkets is something that some folk progress to after nicking from supermarkets; a kind of higher order level of anti-social behaviour?

 

[Blackadder]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-52227363

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Someone in America was, in those glorious pre pandemic hazy days.

I didn't realise it was a 'thing', just assuming it was the random act of a loony.

The old enough to know better 'lad' went back to the store with his dad and bought the entire cabinet of ice cream, but was promptly arrested and served some serious jail time.

read about it at the time he as sentenced (think this was the one.)
https://news.sky.com/story/texas-ma...d-put-it-back-in-shop-freezer-jailed-11950679
Only got 30 days and a fine though (pre-virus days)

 

[Triggaaar]

With disdain?

You've disappointed me.

 

[getreal1]

bring back the BIRCH that will learn them

The stocks! All of the food panic bought then thrown away during the time of the Chinavrus can be thrown at them, dropped on them, stuffed down their trousers etcetera. The stocks are the way forward.

 

[Seasidesage]

You've disappointed me.

Prisoners on the other hand....

 

[Triggaaar]

Prisoners on the other hand....

Eh?

 

[Seasidesage]

Eh?

May not be so charitable with the lickers...

You would've needed to follow the conversation.