Lord Bracknell
On fire
This confusing scenario can easily be avoided by eschewing gin and asking for malt whisky. "A The Macallan, please" is the correct form for such a request, remembering that the "a" in "A The Macallan" is lower case.I agree with that, a 'gin and tonic' is a set drink, and is more like one entity, so asking for two would make it two "gin and tonic"s?
Also wouldn't asking for two gins and tonic result in you being given two measures of gin and some tonic?