People that DESERVE to die

[HampshireSeagulls]

Old people. People who can't drive. People who can't park. People in 4x4s who only ever go offroad on the pavements. People who cross the road without looking. Old people who press the button on crossings and think it gives them the right to cross straight away. Sick people in hospitals who are wasting resources and beds until they die. People in supermarkets who just stop and start chatting. People who aren't like me. People who are like me. People with red hair. People with black hair. People who can't defend themselves. People that I take an instant dislike to. People who have less ammunition than I do. People who have more ammunition that I do because I want theirs.

Anyone, everyone. Except McCammon. Maybe then he will be left alone and given a chance to score. Which could be a little easier considering we have killed all the other goalkeepers and defenders, but I am still not putting a tenner on him getting more than 5 goals in a season.

 

[Mr Burns]

Barney (the Purple Dinosaur f***ing thing)

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Old people. People who can't drive. People who can't park. People in 4x4s who only ever go offroad on the pavements. People who cross the road without looking. Old people who press the button on crossings and think it gives them the right to cross straight away. Sick people in hospitals who are wasting resources and beds until they die. People in supermarkets who just stop and start chatting. People who aren't like me. People who are like me. People with red hair. People with black hair. People who can't defend themselves. People that I take an instant dislike to. People who have less ammunition than I do. People who have more ammunition that I do because I want theirs.

Anyone, everyone. Except McCammon. Maybe then he will be left alone and given a chance to score. Which could be a little easier considering we have killed all the other goalkeepers and defenders, but I am still not putting a tenner on him getting more than 5 goals in a season.

How ironic it would be that noone would see it as everyone would be dead.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: People that DESERVE to die

Putting other people's lives at risk in the process. What for? Man kind has gained nothing by what she has done.

Am i missing something here. Who`s lives is she putting at risk?? She done nothing for man kind and neither has David Beckham but yet people look at him as if he`s God.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Jakob Nielsen.
















The inventor of spam!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Graham Norton

 

[Beach Hut]

No one

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

sheila and her TOSSING wheels

Damn straight. And slow enough to think about what they've done.

 

[Seagull Stew]

Old people. People who can't drive. People who can't park. People in 4x4s who only ever go offroad on the pavements. People who cross the road without looking. Old people who press the button on crossings and think it gives them the right to cross straight away. Sick people in hospitals who are wasting resources and beds until they die. People in supermarkets who just stop and start chatting. People who aren't like me. People who are like me. People with red hair. People with black hair. People who can't defend themselves. People that I take an instant dislike to. People who have less ammunition than I do. People who have more ammunition that I do because I want theirs.

Anyone, everyone. Except McCammon. Maybe then he will be left alone and given a chance to score. Which could be a little easier considering we have killed all the other goalkeepers and defenders, but I am still not putting a tenner on him getting more than 5 goals in a season.

McCammon, on his own, on a football pitch would not find the net as there would be no-one to pass the ball to him. Derrr.....

 

[Hampden Park]

Except McCammon. Maybe then he will be left alone and given a chance to score. Which could be a little easier considering we have killed all the other goalkeepers and defenders, but I am still not putting a tenner on him getting more than 5 goals in a season.

you would have saved yourself a tenner because the groundsmen (deceased) wouldnt have cut the grass therefore making it very difficult to dribble in the long grass

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Ronald MacDonald

 

[Pevenseagull]

people who use toasters to warm their bathwater
adults who fly kites near pylons
gary glitter

 

[On the Left Wing]

Mugabe, Archer and Glitter seem fair enough.

Would happily add most of the BNP, bin Laden and George Bush Jnr.

Robbie Williams seems a little harsh.

I agree with your list ... though would rather incarerate them all on some frozen island just off South Georgia where they can survive on sea plankton and enjoy each other for casual sex ... though Mugabe and Bin Laden may not last long with a few thousand BNP members there!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

People that top themselves by jumping in front of trains when i want to go home, o hang on

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

People who run with scissors in their hands

 

[CHAPPERS]

Kenny Lunt

 

[On the Left Wing]

Kenny Lunt

ooooh getting personal now isn't it Chappers!!!



(and 2 Crewe coppers I suppose!)

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Harry Potter

 

[Redhead]

Harry Potter

Wait for the next book

 

[JJ McClure]

The person who first drew the line on the map that meant a rubbish little field near a railway line and trunk road was an AONB