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People that DESERVE to die

































Oct 25, 2003
23,964
dan harding

god

christians

the "I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE" man

fred elliot, for inspiring the above man

ashley peacock for having an annoying voice

the conway sisters

louis walsh
 








dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
We all deserve to die, and we all will! :wave:
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Pallissator didn't deserve to die...:censored: :censored:
 




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,624
Re: Re: Re: People that DESERVE to die

ChapmansThe Saviour said:
Why not.


Ellen McArthur

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I'd say "deserves to die" is a little OTT.

However she is incredibly annoying. BBC South and Meridian TV are so far up her arse they can see her tonsils, and I fail to see why a posh people's minority sport like sailing warrants so much attention on the local news.

The Albion could win the Champions League, but if they did it on the same day as Ellen McArthur cruised around the Isle of Wight on a lilo, we'd be relegated to third spot on the local evening news (also behind Harry Redknapp getting a new Pine Tree air freshener for his Mercedes).

What is really annoying about her is her regular tortured broadcasts from whatever godforsaken ocean she happens to be in currently. It's the same every time:

"Hello everybody [sob], well it's Christmas Day here around Cape Horn [sniffle] and...I'm very very lonely, all on my own....and...it's like...really, well, windy [tearful whimper], and my coat's all wet from the spray, and I'm [wipes tear from cheek] really sick of reconstituted egg powder for every meal, and [sad look to camera] there's like, loads of giant hundred foot waves everywhere...and I feel rotten"

Here's a tip Ellen: I don't know what you're expecting when you leave Southampton on your solo-round-the-world jaunts, but if it isn't big waves, crap food, and gale force winds, perhaps you should take up netball.
 






RonnieO'Sullivan

New member
Feb 21, 2005
2,823
Uncle Spielberg said:
Piers Morgan

That bloke is a fecking disgrace and traitor to this country, hang him out to dry I say :censored:

i played cricket this year against him u should have told me in advance....:D
 


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