Penis Envy

[Questions]

No way - it takes a big hammer to bang in a big nail, as I keep telling people.

Would you recomend a Estwing 3lb rubber grip or a Stanley classic.
Or do you own a small Draper pin hammer ?

 

[Les Biehn]

You're maths is a little off les. 11+1 = 3. SWEET!

Oh yeah. Always cock that one up.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Would you recomend a Estwing 3lb rubber grip or a Stanley classic.
Or do you own a small Draper pin hammer ?

 

[Questions]

I think you will find that the tool in the picture you have posted is in fact a mallet and not a hammer at all.
It is a frequently made mistake in many tool journals though so do not feel foolish.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

No way - it takes a big hammer to bang in a big nail, as I keep telling people.

You hit your penis with THAT?!

 

[Napper]

What?

a right laugh?

dont think so

FAT = ROUGH

This is the general rule , however depends what you are calling fat. Personally i think anything over size 14 is fat even though the average uk size is 16.

When pissed and before I had a bird the golden rule was , If you can see daylight between their legs from behind then they must be alright. No daylight = fat

 

[fatfingers]

, If you can see daylight between their legs from behind then they must be alright. No daylight = fat

Quality , must remember this bit of sound advise?

 

[Napper]

Quality , must remember this bit of sound advise?

You dont even have to be pissed , follow some birds in the office and try it out

 

[fatfingers]

Men only work force here?
but taking along walk home tonight

 

[Trufflehound]

I think you will find that the tool in the picture you have posted is in fact a mallet and not a hammer at all.

Looks more like a Watney's Party Seven on a stick to me.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

This is the general rule , however depends what you are calling fat. Personally i think anything over size 14 is fat even though the average uk size is 16.

When pissed and before I had a bird the golden rule was , If you can see daylight between their legs from behind then they must be alright. No daylight = fat

The only thing that matters to me is no bollocks between the legs.

 

[Questions]

Looks more like a Watney's Party Seven on a stick to me.

If so he would be better opening it with a small ball pain hammer and a 2 1/2inch losthead nail.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Looks more like a Watney's Party Seven on a stick to me.

That's strange because I've recently discovered that if you shake it too much, it can explode unexpectedly.

 

[Les Biehn]

So nobody knows then?

 

[Scotty Mac]

i hope the anser is NO - as otherwise it might inspire me to do some sort of exercise

 

[B.M.F]

I was once told if you are 3 stone over weight and you lose that 3 stone you will gain an inch of penis when it is erect. Is that true?

Don't know mate but it would be a good question for Danny and Nikki in the morning

 

[jevs]

For all you chubba lovers (which includes me) http://welovebiggirls.blogspot.com/

Fill yer boots

 

[ali jenkins]

Fat and ugly birds are more dirty coz they get it less often and are up for more kinky stuff!


So my mate told me anyway! *cough*

 

[Napper]

For all you chubba lovers (which includes me) http://welovebiggirls.blogspot.com/

Fill yer boots

that is actually brilliant