Penis Envy

[Les Biehn]

I was once told if you are 3 stone over weight and you lose that 3 stone you will gain an inch of penis when it is erect. Is that true?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

It'd look bigger, i dont think it'd necessarily "grow"

 

[Les Biehn]

It'd look bigger, i dont think it'd necessarily "grow"

Ah, an expert has arrived. I wasn't suggesting it grew more but you see more of it so it is effectively bigger. Is it true though BAG?

 

[Buzzer]

I was once told if you are 3 stone over weight and you lose that 3 stone you will gain an inch of penis when it is erect. Is that true?

 

[Mr Banana]

Theoretically I would imagine you'd be better in the sack if you're not overweight.

Having said that, fat girls are often a right old laugh.

 

[Buzzer]

time for that old chestnut about riding fat girls is like riding a moped....














Great fun until your mates find out!

*coat*

 

[Les Biehn]

Theoretically I would imagine you'd be better in the sack if you're not overweight.

Having said that, fat girls are often a right old laugh.

I like the chubby ones, they feel better when they are on top.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Theoretically I would imagine you'd be better in the sack if you're not overweight.

No way - it takes a big hammer to bang in a big nail, as I keep telling people.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

It's also true that if you buy some of those amazing penis enhancement pills that I'm generously sold in nearly every other email I get, you will gain something unexpected.

 

[Les Biehn]

It would be good though wouldn't it. So lets see, 11 + 1 = 12. Sweet.

 

[bristolseagull]

Theoretically I would imagine you'd be better in the sack if you're not overweight.

Having said that, fat girls are often a right old laugh.

What?

a right laugh?

dont think so

FAT = ROUGH

 

[tedebear]

I was once told if you are 3 stone over weight and you lose that 3 stone you will gain an inch of penis when it is erect. Is that true?

My guess is that if you lose 3 stone - you won't lose any blood will you? So that blood that was wooshing around in your extra three stone can now happily make its way to your old fella?

Either that or your penis just seems bigger as there is less of you?

 

[Mr Banana]

What?

a right laugh?

dont think so

FAT = ROUGH

Those, sir, are the words of a devilishly handsome swaggerer with the charismatic suaveness to match.

I, on the other hand, am a beggar in the great sexual cat and dog chase. And beggars can't be choosers.

Ain't nuttin' but a little baby phat phat...

 

[bristolseagull]

Your not wrong, i am a bit of a hunk.

 

[robbied69]

Think I'll be heading to the gym tonight for a 2 hour run followed by a 24 hour fast.

 

[H2O]

Your not wrong, i am a bit of a hunk.

God Modest as well!!!

 

[Mr Banana]

Your not wrong, i am a bit of a hunk.

Perhaps the next time you are on the verge of pulling a nubile young vixen and I am on course for the throes of passion with someone who bears greater resemblance to Nigel Winterburn than a member of the opposite sex you might consider a swap? It will be fun, i promise. You've got to try everything once, just ask Danny Seagull.

 

[bristolseagull]

No.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Theoretically I would imagine you'd be better in the sack if you're not overweight.

Having said that, fat girls are often a right old laugh.

Yes,Yes,that's very true,stocky birds are much more appreciative of the old knob,tend to push back more.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

It would be good though wouldn't it. So lets see, 11 + 1 = 12. Sweet.

You're maths is a little off les. 11+1 = 3. SWEET!