Penis and I

[bhaexpress]

I used to know a couple who basically never had sex because they couldn't! She was a petite girl and he apparently had such a huge one that she just couldn't take the pain! So no theyr'e not all that .

Joking aside my post was actually a genuine tale I have heard on more than a few occaisions. Modesty forbids me to say more ! One problem is that many people, especially in America, learn about sex from porn which as most people know, has very little to do with reality.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Can someone explain the 'wipe it' bit as this is new to me

 

[bhaexpress]

Can someone explain the 'wipe it' bit as this is new to me

How do you make a woman moan two hours after having sex ?


Wipe your dick on the curtains ....

 

[rool]

Joking aside my post was actually a genuine tale I have heard on more than a few occaisions. Modesty forbids me to say more ! One problem is that many people, especially in America, learn about sex from porn which as most people know, has very little to do with reality.

It's true, we were trying for a baby for eight years until a doctor pointed out that she'll never get pregnant if I keep taking it out and shooting my load over her back.

 

[bhaexpress]

It's true, we were trying for a baby for eight years until a doctor pointed out that she'll never get pregnant if I keep taking it out and shooting my load over her back.

So you finally got your cum uppance then.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Joking aside my post was actually a genuine tale I have heard on more than a few occaisions. Modesty forbids me to say more ! One problem is that many people, especially in America, learn about sex from porn which as most people know, has very little to do with reality.

Of course all men have 12inchers, six packs and are expert lovers and all women all swing both ways with thier lesbian love ins!Damm the americans must be dissapointed !

 

[bhaexpress]

Of course all men have 12inchers, six packs and are expert lovers and all women all swing both ways with thier lesbian love ins!Damm the americans must be dissapointed !

Yes the lesbian issue is rather tongue in cheek.

One fact is that many American women have given oral sex sometime before the conventional kind.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Yes the lesbian issue is rather tongue in cheek.

One fact is that many American women have given oral sex sometime before the conventional kind.

Well if thats thier society, but then i wouldn't be surprised if it wern't half true here too.

 

[bhaexpress]

Well if thats thier society, but then i wouldn't be surprised if it wern't half true here too.

Well some might find it hard to swallow .....

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

LOL some !

 

[bhaexpress]

LOL some !

Just another gag .....

 

[Croydonbloke]

How do you make a woman moan two hours after having sex ?

They usually moan during sex with me!!!

 

[Parson Henry]

They usually moan during sex with me!!!

What..moaning such as 'Yes, yes oh Yeeeees! or...

'Why haven't you put those shelves up..and by the way do not call my mum an old trout!

 

[Croydonbloke]

What..moaning such as 'Yes, yes oh Yeeeees! or...

'Why haven't you put those shelves up..and by the way do not call my mum an old trout!

Spot on Perry. `Get off you useless Palace twat `has been heard on many occasion. Well that`s what you all want to hear I suppose!!

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

No it's 'that ceiling really could do with a lick of paint' !

 

[bhaexpress]

No it's 'that ceiling really could do with a lick of paint' !

Strangest one I've heard is ... Green, yes green .... these walls should be green ....

 

[Parson Henry]

Spot on Perry. `Get off you useless Palace twat `has been heard on many occasion. Well that`s what you all want to hear I suppose!!

Why would Mrs CB refer to you as that? Does her allegiance lie with another team?

I presume you are talking about Mrs CB!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

I presume you are talking about Mrs CB!!

Where`s that tongue in cheek Smiley again. Come on Perry you didn`t really take me seriously know did you.

 

[bhaexpress]

Where`s that tongue in cheek Smiley again. Come on Perry you didn`t really take me seriously know did you.

How can we take a Palarse fan seriously, you're a joke by definition

 

[Croydonbloke]

How can we take a Palarse fan seriously, you're a joke by definition