Penis and I

[Croydonbloke]

A woman at work has been going on about this TV programme last night did anyone see it and what is the big deal?

 

[Easy 10]

Why don't you ask her ?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I'm interviewing a woman next week who has a penis on her head

 

[Hampden Park]

A woman at work has been going on about this TV programme last night did anyone see it and what is the big deal?

you mank and moan about brighton fans being f***ing shirt lifters when its you yes you croydonbloke who is asking about a penis

ffs deary:safeway

 

[Croydonbloke]

Re: Re: Penis and I

you mank and moan about brighton fans being f***ing shirt lifters when its you yes you croydonbloke who is asking about a penis

ffs deary:safeway

I have spoken to this lady at work and she informs that this guy had a 3" dick. So how do you cope with this problem HP!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

I find plenty of lubriant and supple, flexible thighs usually does the trick.

 

[rool]

Re: Re: Re: Penis and I

I have spoken to this lady at work and she informs that this guy had a 3" dick. So how do you cope with this problem HP!!!!

I cope very well but it's hard to get a condom for one that wide.

 

[Hampden Park]

Re: Re: Re: Penis and I

I have spoken to this lady at work and she informs that this guy had a 3" dick. So how do you cope with this problem HP!!!!

i dont have a problem, i find it quite adequate thankyou. by the way would you like to borrow my tweezers for your 1"er (spose you call yours a clit eh?)

 

[bhaexpress]

Mrs BHA has told me that her ex had a ONE INCH member ! He's also very large elsewhere though, 6'4" tall and 44 stone. Having said that he has fathered a child.

 

[bhaexpress]

I'm surprised that Gunter hasn't said anything on this thread yet.

 

[Croydonbloke]

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i dont have a problem, i find it quite adequate thankyou. by the way would you like to borrow my tweezers for your 1"er (spose you call yours a clit eh?)

I got there first. No I call mine a ROD.

 

[Icy Gull]

I watched it for about 10 mins, the guy had big balls to make that programme and what I saw was cringeworthy enough to make me turn over

Lowlight or highlight was when he was on the set of a porn movie and asked the porn star if he could have a look at his dick

 

[Croydonbloke]

I watched it for about 10 mins, the guy had big balls to make that programme and what I saw was cringeworthy enough to make me turn over

Lowlight or highlight was when he was on the set of a porn movie and asked the porn star if he could have a look at his dick

Thanks for your genuine reply. She said he had massive balls and that this porn star made him look ridiculous.

 

[bhaexpress]

Thanks for your genuine reply. She said he had massive balls and that this porn star made him look ridiculous.

Was the guy's name 'Justin' ?

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Justin oh dear.....
Gotta feel sorry for the poor bloke though

 

[Croydonbloke]

Was the guy's name 'Justin' ?

I think so. And his favourite tune was Michael Jacksons, Can you feelt it.

 

[bhaexpress]

I have it on good authority from ex girlfriends and wives etc. that big penii are not all they're cracked up to be. Owners of large apendicees tend to feel that women will go weak at the knees at the mere sight and that the 'whip it in, whip it out, wipe it' technique is all it takes. They also hurt I am told, especially where tradesmen are concerned.

 

[rool]

I have it on good authority from ex girlfriends and wives etc. that big penii are not all they're cracked up to be. Owners of large apendicees tend to feel that women will go weak at the knees at the mere sight and that the 'whip it in, whip it out, wipe it' technique is all it takes. They also hurt I am told, especially where tradesmen are concerned.

You don't believe that do you?, they just say that to make you feel better

 

[bhaexpress]

You don't believe that do you?, they just say that to make you feel better

Thinking about it you may have a point

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

I have it on good authority from ex girlfriends and wives etc. that big penii are not all they're cracked up to be. Owners of large apendicees tend to feel that women will go weak at the knees at the mere sight and that the 'whip it in, whip it out, wipe it' technique is all it takes. They also hurt I am told, especially where tradesmen are concerned.

I used to know a couple who basically never had sex because they couldn't! She was a petite girl and he apparently had such a huge one that she just couldn't take the pain! So no theyr'e not all that .