[Misc] Penile fracture

[Worried Man Blues]

The clue was 'in the run up to Christmas' take it easy don't run at it

 

[hart's shirt]

Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

www.theguardian.com

Too shlong; didn't read

 

[The Grockle]

I fractured my penis in two places, thankfully there was a good 9 inches between the fractures.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

yes it is ......the use of viagra and MDMA/exstasy in unison can and does frequently end up with willy being used in a far too over exuberant manor which often ends up with the wrong hole scenario when the wrong hole ain't having' any of it......speaking for a friend

So .... willy-wavers beware !!

 

[Albion my Albion]

They're on the rise this Christmas:

Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

www.theguardian.com

You have been warned.

late September and early October is when the most birthdays are celebrated due to being 40 weeks from Christmas season.

We have 6 (Sept 24, 27, Oct 6, 9, 9 & 12) in my extended family alone.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I'd like to think I'm way too old for that kind of thing....?

ditto

 

[5Ways Gull]

It's a combination of a stupidly timed world cup and players having to stand around a lot without warming down due to VAR

 

[Not Spanish Dave]

yes it is ......the use of viagra and MDMA/exstasy in unison can and does frequently end up with willy being used in a far too over exuberant manor which often ends up with the wrong hole scenario when the wrong hole ain't having' any of it......speaking for a friend

 

[LamieRobertson]

I was hoping to pull a cracker Christmas Day ..always goes with a bang but I’ve changed my mind on reading this thread

 

[Albion my Albion]

late September and early October is when the most birthdays are celebrated due to being 40 weeks from Christmas season.

We have 6 (Sept 24, 27, Oct 6, 9, 9 & 12) in my extended family alone.

Can't believe I forgot one of my brothers. Also Sept 29, so 7 birthdays due to hump (Crimbo) season.

 

[Sussexscots]

This should serve as a salutary warning to all the Chelsea supporting African trolls on Faceache who continually post that Brighton are a small club.
Clearly, there are dangers in spending so much time alone in your bedroom 'making yourself big'.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I told my son about this and he laughed at me and then named his music band "Penile Fracture"

 

[Zeberdi]

I told my son about this and he laughed at me and then named his music band "Penile Fracture"

I told my Great-Grandad who lives in a nursing home - he and mates went and renamed their band ’Penile Dementia’

 

[jakarta]

Do you find it risible?

 

[Albion my Albion]

I told my Great-Grandad who lives in a nursing home - he and mates went and renamed their band ’Penile Dementia’

Forgetting where they put it. Their band instruments that is.

 

[AK74]

I told my son about this and he laughed at me and then named his music band "Penile Fracture"

Will they be releasing a 7-inch single and a 12-inch EP?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Will they be releasing a 7-inch single and a 12-inch EP?

If they suffer Penile Fracture more likely to be on flexi-disk or a 3.5" floppy

 

[Albion my Albion]

they're fairly promiscuous so an 8-track cartridge.

 

[Jimmy Come Lately]

That's some chilling new nightmare fuel.

I particularly liked the advice that "[if] it does happen, you should present to your doctor as an absolute emergency". Does any man need to be told that? I would be elbowing all the heart attacks, strokes and broken bones out of the way to get to the front of the A&E queue.