[Misc] Penile fracture

[AK74]

They're on the rise this Christmas:

Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

www.theguardian.com

You have been warned.

 

[Questions]

Reverse cowgirl always does that down on our ranch.

 

[Taybha]

That would explain why up until I watched deep throat at the age of 15,I thought there must be a bone in that somewhere and I doubt very much I was alone in that adolescent time of innocence

 

[Arthritic Toe]

Blimey is that a thing? Sounds horrific.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The fractures are often heralded by ........ rapid loss of erection. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant,” Pyrgides said.

Personally, I have always put these symptoms down to my age

 

[Questions]

The fractures are often heralded by ........ rapid loss of erection. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant,” Pyrgides said.

I’ll never eat Parmigiana di Melanzane again now.

 

[sydney]

Blimey is that a thing? Sounds horrific.

yes it is ......the use of viagra and MDMA/exstasy in unison can and does frequently end up with willy being used in a far too over exuberant manor which often ends up with the wrong hole scenario when the wrong hole ain't having' any of it......speaking for a friend

 

[SeagullinExile]

This happened to a mate of mine. Pretty nasty.

 

[AmexRuislip]

yes it is ......the use of viagra and MDMA/exstasy in unison can and does frequently end up with willy being used in a far too over exuberant manor which often ends up with the wrong hole scenario when the wrong hole ain't having' any of it......speaking for a friend

I see they still call it a willy down under, but what happened to the traditional budgie or outback trouser snake

 

[banjo]

At my age I’ve got more chance of being strangled by my testicles.

 

[sydney]

I see they still call it a willy down under, but what happened to the traditional budgie or outback trouser snake

when its snapped in half , dangling like a broken sausage roll , it's a willy.

 

[Brok]

Failure percent?

 

[schmunk]

when its snapped in half , dangling like a broken sausage roll , it's a willy.

 

[Bodian]

Does this make it easier to 'fold it in'?

 

[Poskettspurpose]

I'd like to think I'm way too old for that kind of thing....?

 

[Peteinblack]

Another educational day on NSC - we live and learn

 

[MJsGhost]

At my age I’ve got more chance of being strangled by my testicles.

Your username (and this thread in general) reminds me of a painful experience in my yoof. I tore my frenulum (aka banjo string) whilst indulging in a spot of bedroom gymnastics... the AMOUNT of blood!

 

[Echo the Seagull]

Your username (and this thread in general) reminds me of a painful experience in my yoof. I tore my frenulum (aka banjo string) whilst indulging in a spot of bedroom gymnastics... the AMOUNT of blood!

 

[Bald Head]

Your username (and this thread in general) reminds me of a painful experience in my yoof. I tore my frenulum (aka banjo string) whilst indulging in a spot of bedroom gymnastics... the AMOUNT of blood!

I Sympathise with you on that one, happened to me when i was about eighteen ,very scary and very bloody

 

[Hugo Rune]

Penile fracture looks profoundly painful but it won’t kill you.

So thanks for the posting the article but my sympathies this Christmas will go to any families who ‘lose their man’ due to ‘the gush’.



And for those of you who think this is funny, imagine Santa coming down your chimney at Christmas but he gets the gush at the same time. You’ll be scouring and scrubbing the bloody mess in your fireplace for weeks!