Peep Show

[turienzo's lovechild]

Unless anybody else has any thoughts, let's wrap up and have a frappucino.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Well the truth is i like you...i like you, and if you can't handle...well...you can, you........f*** off.

 

[bright1064]

Well the truth is i like you...i like you, and if you can't handle...well...you can, you........f*** off.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"mark,if i get rid of the dog corpse there's a chance i could still get laid here"

 

[bright1064]

"Oh NIM, NIM f***ing NIM!!!!"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Oh, well, if Sophie continues down her path towards self destruction, we'll probably end up adopting like a couple of gay dads anyways. So there's no need to know who's it is.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

This is a fantastic evening. I've become a military historian and Jeremy's future happiness rests in my hands...And I've got a tiramisu. This is f***ing amazing!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Don't be alarmed, Mark, it's just Tai Chi. Take a seat and I'll just power through. Should take 45 minutes, I'm done in ten. Stick that up your dojo.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Tonight should be a free-fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, f*** each other. I'm serious. f*** a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken f***ing a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?

 

[bright1064]

Tonight should be a free-fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, f*** each other. I'm serious. f*** a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken f***ing a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?

Johnson

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Doesn't sound normal... Doesn't smell normal. This is bollocks, Mark! You know the credo: illness equals weakness. You're off the team.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I tell you, you find out who your real friends are when you set fire to Hampton Court maze because you can't take any more of your husband's shit.

 

[Munkfish]

what series / episode is the one were Mark prentends to take pills for sophie in a gay club?

also possible favorite moment is when he winks the women in the coffee shop.., que somthing along the lines of

oh shit, iv just winked at her, you cant take a wink back...or can you?

que the nerious fake twitch!

bloody brilliant!

 

[DerbyGull]

Give us a go with Gunny.

C'mon my turn with Gunny!!

 

[DerbyGull]

jez: good old gwen! i couldnt have planned this better even if i'd murdered her myself.

mark: £20,000 wont last forever jeremy

jez: wot do u mean? £20,000! im gonna be a millionaire

 

[DerbyGull]

Jez: mummy coffee! f***ing hurry uppy!

 

[DerbyGull]

...anyway whats it to you, do you want to f@ck my mum. Mum Mark wants to f@ck you!

 

[Regina_George]

Peep show is brilliant. Alan Johnson cracks me up every time.

Alan: Then I'll make you feel like a turkey fucker. Why? Because I'm the big man and you're a shit heel, right?

Alan: Come on, look at her arse. Is that the best arse you're ever going to get? Do you stick on that arse? She's got a fat arse. Say it

 

[DerbyGull]

Alan Johnson

 

[DerbyGull]

Jez: Who's Martin? oh god not another boyfriend! f***ing Hell mum! how many's that now?