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[Misc] PC comes to Strictly



crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
14,062
Lyme Regis
How good was Clara Amfo, my winner already. Britain's institutional racism means she's unlikely to win overall but I think we've already seen possibly the best dance if the series even CRH admitted that.
 










Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,638
The over the top enthusiasm is tragic.

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drew

Drew
NSC Patron
Oct 3, 2006
23,612
Burgess Hill
" Strictly " is an absolute shitefest of bollocks, there is no audience allowed due to social distancing yet the squeals and whooping have been ramped up to almost intolerable levels..... there's NO ONE ****in there but that ****in squealing !!!!!!

Think you'll find the noise is coming from the other dancers.
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,272
Think you'll find the noise is coming from the other dancers.

There isn't that many dancers ! That theory only works if all the female dancers NOT actually on the dance floor are being systematically shocked with cattle prods or red hot pokers. It's always worth listening out for the instant one or two Super Squeal's that get played if a dancer gets picked up and spun round in a vaguely exciting move, it's like someone's Rampant Rabbit has just hit the spot.

I remember having to sit with Mrs V and watch a special version for Children In Need one year and the audience was given over mostly to kids with a parent or carer so a good 50% were children. The " Squeal Tapes" were played at the normal loud volume but obviously the pitch was too low to accurately reflect the amount of kids in the audience, it sounded like a normal week on Strictly.... to make matters worse, you could see in the background that most of the kids were not even paying attention to the dancing ( Surprise surprise ) and were talking to each other while all the screaming and clapping was going on....
 




LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
That theory only works if all the female dancers NOT actually on the dance floor are being systematically shocked with cattle prods or red hot pokers. It's always worth listening out for the instant one or two Super Squeal's that get played if a dancer gets picked up and spun round in a vaguely exciting move, it's like someone's Rampant Rabbit has just hit the spot.

Is this version available on the red button or catch up/iplayer/Pornhub?

A friend of mine says that it sounds as if it's worth a watch.
 


Sussexscots

3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3 3, 3, 3, 3 ,3 ,3 3 coach chuggers
How good was Clara Amfo, my winner already. Britain's institutional racism means she's unlikely to win overall but I think we've already seen possibly the best dance if the series even CRH admitted that.
Is that the same institutionaly racist Britain where Mark Ramprakash, Ore Oduba, Louis Smith and Alesha Dixon won this competition?
 


Super Steve Earle

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2009
8,929
North of Brighton
How good was Clara Amfo, my winner already. Britain's institutional racism means she's unlikely to win overall but I think we've already seen possibly the best dance if the series even CRH admitted that.

Assuming 'How good was Clara Amfo' is a question (no question mark), I'd say very good. But Bill Bailey was equally good, but more fun and enjoyable.
 




MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,873
Gutted to see that Strictly, that last bastion of common sense in a world gone PC, that enclave of what's right in a BBC of right-on, has finally succumbed to the luvvies.

And they had ****ing Harry on it as well, the ginger turncoat.
 








Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,106
Faversham
Wife’s must watch Saturday programme which I vaguely pay attention to.

I was SHOCKED to hear when singing along in my head to the Santana song Oye Como Va to find they had changed Mulata to Chiquita

WTF? Mulata is a word in Spanish meaning a woman with one white and one black (I genuinely don’t know the current acceptable term) parent. What’s the problem? I doubt any none Spanish speaking Brits even know the word.
Anyone care to explain how the word Mulata is offensive and needs changing?

Icy, I'm a bit surprised at you. The reason can be guessed, shirley? If not, try Google :shrug:
 




atfc village

Well-known member
Mar 28, 2013
5,080
Lower Bourne .Farnham
Mrs BN9 is watching this, I’m listening to The Cure with headphones on, I’ve just remembered why I usually go out drinking ( watching football) on a Saturday and forget to come home.

Stereo Underground 6to 8 on local BBC Radio or BBC sounds ,quality listening .
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,508
Worthing
I watch car crash compendiums on Channel 5. Couldn’t watch dancing rubbish..........
. Series 43 starting tonight..( Top 20 juggernaut Jacknives)
 
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