PC Beard

[Mattstrugnell]

Where is the famous PC Beard?

 

[armchairclubber]

Long retired I should think, but be great to get him back for one final walk along the front of North Stand

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

PC Beard, now there's a blast from the past. fond memories of him and that specky steward trying to hold the gate shut behind the goal as the north stand surged to get on the pitch. Thankfully someone picked me up off the floor as i was caught in the stampede!

 

[The Wookiee]

Am sure he works out the cricket ?

 

[Smythe]

Am sure he works out the cricket ?

He did......but ive been told that he now monitors CCTV in the police control box at the Amex, not sure if this is true or not but was told this by someone who used to work with him, if this was the case thought someone would have seen him by now

 

[The Keeper]

Pc Beard, Fat chops, and bins, and not forgetting Rosy, (older policeman with rosy cheeks), think your right wookie lad, beardy does the cricket!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Pc Beard, Fat chops, and bins, and not forgetting Rosy, (older policeman with rosy cheeks), think your right wookie lad, beardy does the cricket!

bins, the Joseph Goebbels of BHA policing at the Goldstone

 

[Thanet Seagull]

PC Beard my lord, PC Beard. Remember that being sung everytime he walked past the north stand.

 

[Oscar]

He'd be worthy of a legends banner outside the Amex, surely.

PC BEARD M'LORD, PC BEARD!

 

[Norman Potting]

I am sure that there was either a posting on here by him or even a programme article confirming that he worked in the control box at Withdean on matchdays.

Anyone remember the St Johns Ambulance man with the Hitler 'tach who used to have to put up with fortnightly "Sieg Heils" and other ribaldry at the Goldstone?

 

[kevtherev]

Didn't he get hit in the head by a Darren Hughes rocket one game that knocked his helmet off, or was that another copper??...Funny as f##k.

 

[catfish]

Does anyone remember Catweazle? He used to patrol the Goldstone perimeter in the 70's.

 

[vegster]

Does anyone remember Catweazle? He used to patrol the Goldstone perimeter in the 70's.

Was that during your drugtaking years ?

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

He does work at the amex in the control box!

 

[Jonno]

Does anyone know his real name?

 

[salty seagull]

PC Beard also had a John Inman(are you being served) lookylikey mate.He used to walk past the North Stand to cries of "I`m Free!!" Remember him anyone?

 

[The Wookiee]

Pc Beard, Fat chops, and bins, and not forgetting Rosy, (older policeman with rosy cheeks), think your right wookie lad, beardy does the cricket!

Always knocking on your door and it wasn't for a cup of tea and a chat was it big man ! You hate them witj a Passion !

 

[StillHateBellotti]

who was the sergeant! He once told me at the junction of Old Shoreham Road and Sackville Road whilst sitting in the pissing hard rain to attend the nick in the morning before he kicks my mums back door in! Not a good place to go! Especially after ruining my trainers invading the pitch for an anti Bellotti protest!

 

[honey boy zimba]

real name Mick Forbes works at cricket and Albion

 

[Sloe Joe]

Time for PC Beard to make a special one-off pre-match re-appearance in front of the NS. Sunderland ?
The crowd would go wild.