Paul Gascoigne

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Arrested and detained under the Mental Health act acc to breaking news on the BBC sport page

Wonder what he's been up to?

 

[REDLAND]

Arrested and detained under the Mental Health act acc to breaking news on the BBC sport page

Wonder what he's been up to?

has he had another' hairdoo' done again ?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Gazza - What a winner

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I wonder if he 'comically' stuck his tongue out whilst being arrested ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The guy has a daily battle to stay on the right side of Sanity. I read both his books and his behaviour is rooted to an incident when he was 7 and his best mate was run over and killed in front of him.

I hope this is not going to turn into another thread of " hilarious " jokes about someone else's misfortune.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Arrested and detained under the Mental Health act acc to breaking news on the BBC sport page

Wonder what he's been up to?

the guy needs help, having lived with someone who has a mental health problem its not a laughing matter

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

"why did gazza cross the ro.... oh."

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I wonder if he 'comically' stuck his tongue out whilst being arrested ?

why dont you stick your head out and i will plant my fist on it

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well, people kept saying he was daft as a brush, maybe he started believe it.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I hope this is not going to turn into another thread of " hilarious " jokes about someone else's misfortune.

God that would be dreadful.

 

[Simster]

Arrested and detained under the Mental Health act acc to breaking news on the BBC sport page

Wonder what he's been up to?

Could do a job?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

the guy needs help, having lived with someone who has a mental health problem its not a laughing matter

Wasn't saying it was!

 

[Simster]

God that would be dreadful.

Yes I was just thinking that. Please lord, no. The last thing we need right now in this world are a load of jokes at Paul Gascoigne's expense.

 

[Buzzer]

Any news on his mate Jimmy "five personalities"?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I just hope you guys have such wonderful lives that you never have any shit to deal with let alone jokes on a thread about it.

Anyway NSC is generally a bin fest now so why make this thread any different.

Good day to you.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

SAdly it's another wonderful trait in this country - let's take a lad of less than average intellect from a troubled childhood with one talent - playing football.

We'll shower him with cash, adulation and introduce him to parastical weasels who will suck him dry of money, infect him with advice purely geared to our own gains and then once we have created a monster and earnt our cash, we'll hop off the ride before it inevitably crashes with devastating personal results for him and those 'loved ones' around him.

Then once he has hit the lowest of the low we'll cash our chips in for the second time and sell stories and pictures of him struggling to deal with the torment we have sent him into.

Gascioignes behaviour may not be savoury at times - but some of the hideous people who have benefited from him over the years are worthy of a far worse fate.

In fact I fear they may end up with blood on their hands.

Build 'em up, bleed 'em dry, knock 'em down.

Sad sad world.

 

[supaseagull]

I hope this is not going to turn into another thread of " hilarious " jokes about someone else's misfortune.

no, you're ok - we weren't going to take the p*ss out of you on this thread

 

[Uncle Buck]

SAdly it's another wonderful trait in this country - let's take a lad of less than average intellect from a troubled childhood with one talent - playing football.

We'll shower him with cash, adulation and introduce him to parastical weasels who will suck him dry of money, infect him with advice purely geared to our own gains and then once we have created a monster and earnt our cash, we'll hop off the ride before it inevitably crashes with devastating personal results for him and those 'loved ones' around him.

Then once he has hit the lowest of the low we'll cash our chips in for the second time and sell stories and pictures of him struggling to deal with the torment we have sent him into.

Gascioignes behaviour may not be savoury at times - but some of the hideous people who have benefited from him over the years are worthy of a far worse fate.

In fact I fear they may end up with blood on their hands.

Build 'em up, bleed 'em dry, knock 'em down.

Sad sad world.

Still, he scored a cracking goal against Scotland...

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I think he suffers from Bi-polar or black and white thinking - he has the classic signs. Poor bloke. I feel sorry for Gazza.

He was probably arrested for singing 'Fog on the Tyne' in a public place.

 

[Simster]

I think he suffers from Bi-polar or black and white thinking - he has the classic signs. Poor bloke. I feel sorry for Gazza.

He was probably arrested for singing 'Fog on the Tyne' in a public place.

...after whelding a pair of plastic tits onto his chest.