Paul Barber's Email Regarding Harvey's R

[vegster]

Oi, stop nicking my ideas. I posted that on here at least a year ago. My idea included different prices for Number Ones and Number Twos (I'm think a quid/five quid, to be reviewed when we inevitably get promoted to the Prem), or people could join the "1979 Club", which enables you to pay 200 quid a season to use an exclusive pine Glade-scented crapper where some smiling over made-up bird hands you Andrex as you walk in.

I honestly don't know how much to charge someone who needs to vomit but I'm sure the club could pay a consultant to work out a sensible pricing structure for that.

Not Andrex, you must mean the Izal stuff like grease-proof paper. Your finger would never go through it mind but no crap would stick to it either !

 

[vegster]

Exactly - not a single mention of the "Inland Revenue" who I think ceased to exist in about 2006 (?) when they merged with HM Customs and Excise to become HM Revenue and Customs. Previous to this merger the alcohol and fuel duties were managed by HMCE, not the IR.

So ner.

Same man, different hat

 

[Bwian]

Well I wouldn't call myself a super fan at all, I've been very critical of transfer activity recently and was a fierce critic of Oscar so that was a bit of an unfair dig if it was aimed at me,

I get why paying more for a pint sucks, and the prices are getting silly. I personally drink in town before going to the stadium (or on the train down) - I'm sure more people will take this option up.

To your point about Perry etc I agree with you 100%. I feel like I'm treated more as a customer than a fan by the club so I act like a customer. If you don't like the price of the beer I suggest you act like one too!

It wasn't a dig at you.