Pass me the sick bag!

[hart's shirt]

obviously the goings on in Ukraine aren't deemed as important by the DM

Perhaps there are some shiny haired, nymphomaniac extremist Ukrainians and the DM's just getting round to the story.

(Although the niqab might well pose a problem in establishing just how shiny the hair is.)

 

[hart's shirt]

'Nessa says she even used to meet sexual partners in the supermarkets.'

Every little helps.

 

[Jbanged]

Could do a job

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Could do a job

That must be what the sex toy manufacturers thought

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Good to see the Daily Mail reporting important news as ever.

A nyphomaniac, muslim extremists, NHS hate/racism and how to make your hair shiny seem to be dominating the front page of Mail Online at the moment.... obviously the goings on in Ukraine aren't deemed as important by the DM

The article is in the "Femail" magazine section, not the "News" section. Apparently, women (you'll find out one day) find the subject of orgasms interesting, and it is something they may wish to read whilst eating a box of choccies relaxing in a candlelit bathroom.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Fair play to the girl, whatever makes you happy

 

[mistahclarke]

the big question is if she came on to you and no-one would find out, would you?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Its readership has a famously high female demographic, but that's not to say they are like regular women. The Daily Mail continually releases these sexual and titillating stories because most of them haven't had sex in years - these things make them so jealous and angry that they will then click on the celebrity column and start typing about how fat and ugly other women look. Then in a fit of bitterness and rage they will move onto other articles and say things like "deport them all" "Britain for the British" "bring back the death penalty" and "take away their benefits and let them rot"

You take life far too seriously. If it wasn't the DM you would find something else to rage at. Chill out!

 

[Nibble]

She is not the only one...I get 5 a day as well...oh! get it now...it's a pop at the Daily Mail...welcome to the (blinded ) hate club...

Thank Goodness you're getting very old and your generation will soon be a sour memory. The Mail? For God Sakes man.

 

[Baldseagull]

None of the worlds problems were solved through apathy, my friend - perhaps you don't take life seriously enough!

Good response to being told to chill your indignant rage against those that stoke indignant rage in people about things that you think they should be chilled about.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I would.

 

[Dick Head]

Good response to being told to chill your indignant rage against those that stoke indignant rage in people about things that you think they should be chilled about.

You sound like Sir Humphrey Appleby.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

None of the worlds problems were ever solved through apathy, my friend - perhaps you don't take life seriously enough!

So you're doing your bit to solve the world's problems by constantly raging at the Daily Mail and the present Government on a football message board. Well done sir, I doff my cap to you

 

[wehatepalace]

I would.

Me too, don't get me wrong you'd never take her home to meet your mother, but it's worth a poke !

 

[bluenitsuj]

When I opened this thread I thought it was going to be about Spanish Dave starting today.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...y-Confessions-Nessa-Norfolk-nymphomaniac.html

I always wondered why you refused to go to Norfolk after that one drunken weekend.

 

[MissGull]

Bet half the men on this forum would. If they could.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Bet half the men on this forum would. If they could.

I'm in the half that would not with this one, I've seen better looking pigs.

 

[Paris]

I always wondered why you refused to go to Norfolk after that one drunken weekend.

I had a reputation in Norfolk, you had one in Suffolk. Those were the days.

 

[pastafarian]

I would.

I have