Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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This is Pascal Gross we are talking about, the man is incapable of moving fast enough.
In which case this might just work with a couple of hankies secreted about der raumdeuter's person
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I commented this in a match thread a few weeks back, but what on earth does his right arm signal at freekicks and corners mean?
He always does it, regardless of where the ball is played, near post, far post, penalty spot... even the odd short freekick, always the same signal.
In fact, I am beginning to think it's not a signal at all, but a good luck/visualisation technique similar to rugby penalty kick takers like Jonny Wilkinson.
Once you've noticed, you can't unsee it. Every. Single. Time. It's very disheartening - well, irritating - as Dunk, Duffy and Webster get in their "crazy train" position for a corner, our Pascal raises his right arm and... fails to beat the first man.
What is it all about, Robbie?
I think it was on That Peter Crouch Podcast where Crouchy said that one arm raised = front post and two arms raised = rear post. Which seems a bit simplistic/obvious to read if you're the opposition, but then some footballers aren't that bright, so...
Regardless of what he does/why he does it, corners haven't had a very high success rate recently. And I don't mean leading to goals, more actually getting to a player in blue and white stripes!
I think he's just signalling he is about to take the kick and nothing else.
4 fingers means deep cross 3 means penalty spot and clenched fist means near post, just count the fingers. Norwich have a different system .
It means,
I am about to take the corner.
I have no f**king idea where it's going and neither do any of my team.
I see what you did there. Very good.