[Albion] Pascal Gross chant

[schmunk]

Feel like he deserves something in German. Perhaps a reworked Rammstein song. Complete with smuggled in pyros.

 

[Simster]

How about we sing this instead:

Alllll biooooooon
Alllll biooooooon

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He’s Pascal Gross and he is f**king good

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

He plays in all positions, yeah, that's understood

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

He came from a German city which is on the Rhine

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

To become our greatest player of all time

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

[repeat]

I've sung a version of this... "He's our German, and he's really good..." to myself for years. Get it DONE people.

 

[Simster]

There She Goes - The La's


Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross again
What a football brain
And you just can't contain
He's Cruyff turned you again

This is fücking EXCELLENT work as always, riskit.

 

[Man of Harveys]

He’s our Pascal, he is wunderbar
He’ll pass the ball from quite afar
His dad also played in the Bundesliga
When he retires he’ll run a pilsner bar

 

[Silverhatch]

There She Goes - The La's


Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross again
What a football brain
And you just can't contain
He's Cruyff turned you again

Wunderbar

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

…Pas-cal-Gross…

I’ll get my coat

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Pascal Gross mein herr?

 

[Sea Cider]

There are multiple attempts on this thread significantly better than his current chant!

 

[Machiavelli]

I've sung a version of this... "He's our German, and he's really good..." to myself for years. Get it DONE people.

Oddly, there are no Kraftwerk football chants AFAIK.
I like this a lot.

 

[Mr Bridger]

You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshinnne
You might as well do a Fräulein
Cos when it comes on top...
He’s gonna make things happen!

Is it worth the aggravation
To find yourself a goal when there's nothing worth working for?
It's a crazy situation
But all I need are Buonanotte and Pascal Gross

 

[super-seagulls]

Aga doo anyone?

Pas-cal gross gross gross
He’s our German superstar

Pas-cal gross gross gross
He is f***ing wunderbar

With his left or his right
He will turn you inside out

I can’t remember any more of aga do to finish it. Probably for the best!

 

[Ron Manager]

Amazing stats, just a little worrying what we'd do without him