[Other Sport] Paris 2024 Olympics & Paralympics ***Official Match Thread***

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Brits have arrived.

Have they sent any boats back?

 

[Frutos]

Let’s be honest, London 2012 shat all over this

It absolutely did

 

[Simster]

That was the one where the little girl had to sing from outside the stadium and another mimed her as she wasn’t pretty enough

I hope the Olympics never goes to Canada again. Last time they had it, they built the shittest Olympic stadium imaginable, plus their TV is clearly reinforcing the fact that haven't got a clue what a good Olympics is.

 

[Dave the OAP]

You would have thought someone would have given the French piano player an umbrella.

wooohooo it’s team GB and passing on from that the fabulous Grenada…..love Grenada. Had many drinks in bars in Grenada.

 

[Badger]

The Brits have arrived.

Disappointing. Not one of them has LUZZED a chair into the Seine yet.

 

[Swegulls]

Horrible shirts, like some airline crew in the 1980’s. Team GB that is…

 

[Simster]

Disappointing. Not one of them has LUZZED a chair into the Seine yet.

I just hope there are some Scots in there, as apparently nobody else on the planet knows how to have a party.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Disappointing. Not one of them has LUZZED a chair into the Seine yet.

One of the rugby players may have added to the turds in the river by now though.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Shane Lowry

 

[North of Robertsbridge]

The Brits have arrived.

And the commentator on French TV is blaming us for the weather

 

[Badger]

I hope the Olympics never goes to Canada again. Last time they had it, they built the shittest Olympic stadium imaginable, plus their TV is clearly reinforcing the fact that haven't got a clue what a good Olympics is.

They should never host the SUMMER Olympics. The winter ones they have hosted have been good, and Canadians only really give a shit about that one.

The commentary team is gash though. There's a former winter Olympian who just keeps talking about herself and which countries she's visited as they come through.

 

[KZNSeagull]

And the commentator on French TV is blaming us for the weather

Really? It's nice and sunny up here.

 

[Beach Hut]

You have to feel sorry for France, last night the rail system was seriously sabotaged and now the Mona Lisa has done a runner

Hang on Pixar had her, are they now French….

 

[A1X]

WTF have the Minions got to do with anything?

 

[Frutos]

WTF have the Minions got to do with anything?

No idea what that was all about.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Never in all my life have I seen such bonkersery

NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE

 

[Simster]

Even the rendition of one of the world's greatest national anthems is disappointing.

 

[Frutos]

Never in all my life have I seen such bonkersery

NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE

Calm down Sgt Major.

 

[A1X]

I mean we had the Queen jumping out of a helicopter (kinda) and James Bond, but we didn’t have a damp Katherine Jenkins belting out GSTQ from the top of Battersea Power Station so they’ve got us there

 

[Hometownglory]

Dream of this moment all you life, just to be put on a boat in the pissing rain with next to no crowd or atmosphere! Terrible.