[Football] Pardew Gone

[Questions]

My wife needs someone to carry the shopping bags from the store to the car.............Is Pardew our man

Not unless you want your groceries all over the floor.

 

[Questions]

Another couple of million in the bank , dances off into yet another footballing madness sunset .

The problem now is we get him back as a pundit on Sky in a couple of months when they (Sky) think we’ve all forgotten what a crap manager and all round nob he is.

 

[lawros left foot]

My wife needs someone to carry the shopping bags from the store to the car.............Is Pardew our man

Be risky to trust him anywhere near your missus, with his track record

 

[GT49er]

Probably not even that, they’ll have had to pay his contract up, or come to a mutual agreement.

Oh well, that's their problem, not ours!

 

[dazzer6666]

Oh well, that's their problem, not ours!

Can add it to their overdraft..........

The fact managers like Pardew keep getting seven-figure salary jobs, louse it up in no time and simply move on to the next one is madness. Wouldn’t happen in another industry to the same extent.

 

[The Birdman]

The new manager syndrome could help us in their remaining matches.

i think that's what Blackadder said

 

[Easy 10]

Won one game in 18. Normally a stat like that would be a cause of great hilarity

This.

Half a season, and his one and only win was against.....

 

[swindonseagull]

Blaming everyone but himself.....again

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Geoffbn2]

Is Gus available ? could do a job for them

 

[jessiejames]

Won one game in 18. Normally a stat like that would be a cause of great hilarity

Same amount of taxi's stolen in the same period. What a great manager.

 

[larus]

Pardew - “My work here is done”.

 

[fleet]

Posted this in the other thread.

Good. Hopefully the new manager might help them get some points off our rivals. They still have Swansea, Newcastle and Palace to play.

That’s a good thought - I’m happy for West Brom to be cast adrift, but the time comes when we are better suited by them taking out the other at risk teams

 

[hitony]

Not unless you want your groceries all over the floor.

Your quite right, I certainly did not think that one through properly!

 

[Acker79]

We've not won, or scored, in three. Should we bin off Hughton and get Pardew before someone else snaps him up?

 

[hitony]

This.

Half a season, and his one and only win was against.....

Man City? ....... Man Utd?.......Liverpool?......Tottenham?........Chelsea?

 

[jcdenton08]

http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/alan-pardew-dance-gif-4.gif

 

[hitony]

We've not won, or scored, in three. Should we bin off Hughton and get Pardew before someone else snaps him up?

I wouldn't laugh too soon.........Tony Bloom has been seen not 20 minutes ago with Alan Pardew in The Grand Hotel!

 

[fleet]

I wouldn't laugh too soon.........Tony Bloom has been seen not 20 minutes ago with Alan Pardew in The Grand Hotel!

With Michael Owen, that South American striker and Kanchelskis

 

[Mackenzie]

His team weren’t as naturally dominant as he’d hoped.