parachute jump

[pseudonym]

Hope she was wearing incontinence pads, out of order for forcing her out.


http://www.viddler.com/v/fb107c3d

 

[rrruss]

Hmm. There was me just considering doing a jump over Devon in August........!

Anyway, she curled up into a ball instead of stretching out. You do get instructions about what to do and why. It's a lesson in following the instructions. A very scary lesson!!!!

 

[pipkin112]

My wife wanted me to do a parachute jump for my 50th birthday in July, she can f*** right off after watching that

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Has she just increased your life insurance then? A bit quicker than the slow overdose by salt routine in the porridge. If my wife bought me a parachute jump as as present she would no longer be Mrs SSB.

My wife wanted me to do a parachute jump for my 50th birthday in July, she can f*** right off after watching that

 

[guster]

She said it was cheaper than flying to Switzerland.

 

[pipkin112]

Has she just increased your life insurance then? A bit quicker than the slow overdose by salt routine in the porridge. If my wife bought me a parachute jump as as present she would no longer be Mrs SSB.

I am keeping a close eye on her

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Well, a one way ticket would be about 50% cheaper wouldn't it? What was choice B then - a mountaineering experience up the North Face Eiger. Keep an eye on your brake pipes...