Palace

[Easy 10]

It's one thing being a Palace Troll obsessed enough to post on here.

It's way more weird to be one who is so ashamed of supporting Palace, that they pretend to support the albion.

That type needs help, and banning for their own psychological well being.

You can bet a dollar to a donut it was one of those tedious Palace simpletons from BBS who perpetually exist within those tragic 500-odd page BHA threads in the away end. Registering on here posing as an Albion fan, posting stuff that coming from an "Albion fan" is designed to embarrass us or to reinforce the stereotype, then scampering back to the droning dullards in the away end to simper about how naughty and clever he has been.

As you say, weird. And very, very sad.

 

[Jukesy]

So why does he say he would not remain as manager if that stipulation was not enforced, surely that is future tense?

He doesn't say that, the journalist implies it. His actual words are as I posted.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I wouldn't trust Parish's vision. It must be pretty dodgy if he looks in the mirror every day and thinks "yep, I look great!" (as he clearly does....).

 

[LlcoolJ]

You can bet a dollar to a donut it was one of those tedious Palace simpletons from BBS who perpetually exist within those tragic 500-odd page BHA threads in the away end. Registering on here posing as an Albion fan, posting stuff that coming from an "Albion fan" is designed to embarrass us or to reinforce the stereotype, then scampering back to the droning dullards in the away end to simper about how naughty and clever he has been.

As you say, weird. And very, very sad.

It was funny though. Especially as the poor deranged prick was rumbled after his first post but continued digging himself an ever bigger hole until the walls collapsed on him.

 

[spanish flair]

He doesn't say that, the journalist implies it. His actual words are as I posted.

The journalist states that, Pardew suggested that he would not stay, not the journalist implying it at all

 

[Mr Putdown]

The journalist states that, Pardew suggested that he would not stay, not the journalist implying it at all

I appreciate you have no interest in doing so but, if you watch the interview it is clear that he is talking about his move to Palace, not about the future. The whole article has been created - poorly - from yesterday's press conference.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Sorry for the repost but this seemed appropriate...

I can understand where the hatred comes from for palace, I really can. But all I'm saying is let's just rejoice in how well Chris and the boys are doing at the moment and not worry about them. Every time they look like they are gonna crash and burn they manage to drag victory from the jaws of the abyss. From the 5-0 Andy Johnson game,to the night we could have gone top, when we were 1-0 up at half time and they were on there knees and they still managed to win 3-1 , and I still have nightmares about Wilf Zaha and what he done to us that night at Amex. That explosion from there fans,that greeted both those goals that night, will haunt me till the day I die. Let's just don't come across so bitter and twisted.

If ever there was evidence needed that Palace are a classless, tinpot, suburban chav franchise with utter mongs for fans, this semi-sentient/totally illiterate, grade A/five star TOOL has provided it. We didn't really need more proof, but thanks. From the pathetic act of pretending (BADLY) to be Brighton on a Brighton forum (and being found out immediately) through the fact that he can't actually write a sentence in English and culminating in him being outed in hilarious fashion, it was almost poetic.

If he was a one off then you'd have to say "well all clubs have their idiots" but he's not. He's actually the perfect representation of Crystal Palace (2010 Ltd) FC distilled into a few posts on an internet forum (a BRIGHTON forum). He sums up what they are better than any of us ever could.

So I for one would like to say "WELL DONE BELLEND 84", you could not have done a better job. Your new American OWNERS will be PROUD.

 

[LlcoolJ]

The journalist states that, Pardew suggested that he would not stay, not the journalist implying it at all

Stop arguing about semantics with a C*NT. It's not worth it.

 

[nwgull]

Sorry for the repost but this seemed appropriate...



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If ever there was evidence needed that Palace are a classless, tinpot, suburban chav franchise with utter mongs for fans, this semi-sentient/totally illiterate, grade A/five star TOOL has provided it. We didn't really need more proof, but thanks. From the pathetic act of pretending (BADLY) to be Brighton on a Brighton forum (and being found out immediately) through the fact that he can't actually write a sentence in English and culminating in him being outed in hilarious fashion, it was almost poetic.

If he was a one off then you'd have to say "well all clubs have their idiots" but he's not. He's actually the perfect representation of Crystal Palace (2010 Ltd) FC distilled into a few posts on an internet forum (a BRIGHTON forum). He sums up what they are better than any of us ever could.

So I for one would like to say "WELL DONE BELLEND 84", you could not have done a better job. Your new American OWNERS will be PROUD.

He's not the first either; it seems to be a regular thing. How thick do you have to be to register a troll account on an Internet message board using your normal email address?

 

[Easy 10]

Sorry for the repost but this seemed appropriate...



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If ever there was evidence needed that Palace are a classless, tinpot, suburban chav franchise with utter mongs for fans, this semi-sentient/totally illiterate, grade A/five star TOOL has provided it. We didn't really need more proof, but thanks. From the pathetic act of pretending (BADLY) to be Brighton on a Brighton forum (and being found out immediately) through the fact that he can't actually write a sentence in English and culminating in him being outed in hilarious fashion, it was almost poetic.

If he was a one off then you'd have to say "well all clubs have their idiots" but he's not. He's actually the perfect representation of Crystal Palace (2010 Ltd) FC distilled into a few posts on an internet forum (a BRIGHTON forum). He sums up what they are better than any of us ever could.

So I for one would like to say "WELL DONE BELLEND 84", you could not have done a better job. Your new American OWNERS will be PROUD.

Well put.

And a classic pic of them all posing outside....Sainsburys.

They truly could not be more tinpot if they tried.

 

[alfredmizen]

Did you know that when they played Millwall AT HOME the holmesdale fanatics asked for a police escort from the pub to the ground in case any of those nasty millwall fans attacked them , beyond embarrassing

 

[Jukesy]

Stop arguing about semantics with an intelligent and articulate Nigel. It's not worth it.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Edited for accuracy.

Thanks for your input.
Now go home.
Where you may be welcomed.
Mostly by your sister.

#HAIKUFORNIGELS

 

[Hillian1]

Did you know that when they played Millwall AT HOME the holmesdale fanatics asked for a police escort from the pub to the ground in case any of those nasty millwall fans attacked them , beyond embarrassing

This does not surprise me in the slightest.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Tempted to keep bumping this thread just so I keep getting the Sainsbury's picture at the top of my Tapatalk feed. I'm sure it's old news/fixtures to many on here but it makes me properly chuckle EVERY time I see it.

Oops, just did.

 

[Se20]

Did you know that when they played Millwall AT HOME the holmesdale fanatics asked for a police escort from the pub to the ground in case any of those nasty millwall fans attacked them , beyond embarrassing

As much as you would love that to be the case, and I'm not one of their biggest fans, but the old bill wrapped them up in their pub , called The Albion no less, and escorted them along Holmesdale road.
But don't let the facts get in the way of a good story

 

[brighton rock]

 

[Carshaltonloyal]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34844629

Let's hope this does not happen...

 

[Carshaltonloyal]

Burgess hill ... See you at Stoke ��

 

[Red'n'Blue]

Did you know that when they played Millwall AT HOME the holmesdale fanatics asked for a police escort from the pub to the ground in case any of those nasty millwall fans attacked them , beyond embarrassing

They didn't but don't let that get in the way of a good story....