On a night shift with no way at all of watching it, or even listening to it. Probably won't even be able to get near a computer either until it's all over. Normally I would be mortified about it but I feel so nervous about the Selhurst leg it may do me good to step back from it. Luckily am off for the second leg and will be gibbering in front of a TV with a mountain of beer.
I'm off down the local tinkers site, and look through one of the caravan windows hoping they're watching the game, thus I fine substitute for being at selhurst .